*Disclaimer & A/N at the bottom*

Tony's POV

"Of all the people in our group it just hadto be you." Steve scoffed, turned away and crossed his arms.

So much for maturity.

"Those are mylines bitch." I proceed to repeat his words in a high pitched voice like a 12 year old girl, and imitate his arm movement.

So maybe at times I discard mine as well.

Steve muttered something under his breath that I couldn't quite hear, but I was pretty sure it wasn't something good.

"Don't you have crappy ass super strength, Captain?" I don't even bother to roll my eyes. "Can't you get us the fuck out of here?"

He spun around, and gave me a "don't-even-go-there" look. "Oh, and it's totally my fault," Steve growled, then went back to being immature. "Besides, don't you have super strong technology, Ironman? Why don't youget us the fuck out of here?"

Oh it is fucking on. This is a damn declaration of warnow.

Oh, Bruce. How I fucking hate you right now.

Hawkeye's POV

"Natasha...are you really sure this is a good idea?" I raise an eyebrow at her. She knew Steve and Tony were not exactly...best friends, so to say, just as much as I did.

She chuckled dryly. "Technically, this isn't our fault. They got themselves into this mess."

I shrug. "We do have the option to get them outof it, you know."

"If anyone asks, we couldn't find them." She slips me a wink and sips her coffee.

Sometimes I question Natasha's logic.
But like most people, I value my life.

Fury's POV

Where in the damn hell are Tony and Steve. Come to think of it, where's Bruce? I walk in on Natasha and Clint drinking coffee.

"Do you know where Tony, Steve, and Bruce are? I need my men back."

Clint slipped me a dirty look, but Natasha spit out her coffee and laughed tremendously. Clint raised an eyebrow at me.

"Very funny. And I suppose the man who isn't fighting at all is eligible as more of a man than me? A human who is fighting alongside demi-gods?"

"Absolutely. I'm the brains here. Good thing too, because I don't think we got that much in the five of you combined."

This time I knew I made a mistake as Natasha gave me an inquisitive stare.

"Minus Black Widow, of course." I straightened my tie and waited 'till she lowered her glare. I excused myself out of the room. Tony, Steve and Bruce can be found later.

Steve's POV

Why is he so damn immature? Rambling on and on...Admittedly, at times, he has a point. But what good is it if we can't differentiate it from useless crap?

"I dare you to get us out of here...pansy."

That. Was. The. Last. Straw. "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ISSUE." Of course, because he's completely abnormal, he doesn't react to it at all. He just raises his eyebrow like the 'millionaire playboy' he is. It's embarrassing, so I just turn away. Hmph.

Tony's POV

Ha. I'll admit, I was slightly surprised when he shouted. But I will never let him get the best of moi. No, Tony Stark will notbe made a fool of. Not this bad boy-millionaire playboy- philanthropist.

A/N: Hey guys! This is T and I's FIRST fanfiction together, so I hope you like it. There's only going to be two chapters overall, the next one coming soon. Thank you for reading! DISCLAIMER: We do not own Marvel, Avengers, or the original image (the one we used to edit in the title). We are just fangirls who have nothing to do o.o o.o o.o I'm dancing.