MAJOR CRACK FIC! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Alice= Fem!North Italy
Anya= Fem!Russia
Saku= 2P!Fem!Japan
Jan= Netherlands
Cagna= Bitch in Italian
Today was the big day. Alice and Anya were finally getting married.
But, there was a problem. What's that, you ask? Well, you see, they were fighting over who would top. Alice said that she always tops and that Anya is her bitch, but Anya disagrees.
"What-a the fuck do you mean 'You top'?! Bullshit! I-a always top! Even-a when I'm not there, I top!" Alice would yell.
"But what if I want to top?" Anya would protest.
"You-a will never top! You will-a be my cagna and-a make me pasta! You will even-a make me pasta while I top!"
"But,"
Oh my, it looks like they will never come to a decision at this rate, don't you think? Well, how about we take a vote on what the other countries think.
Jan, Saku, who do you think will top?
"..."
Jan? Saku?
"..."
Hm, looks like they're busy. Well, anyway-
"NO! I will-a not fucking become one until you admit-a that I top! Got it-a?!"
"O-okay. You can top."
"Good. Now-a go cook me pasta like the-a good little pastatute we all know you are."
"Okay."
Well then, that was easier than expected.
lolwut? .3. xD Sorry.
Oh, and remember- Alice always tops.