Disclaimer: Okay, this is a parody of Radiohead's Paranoid Android. Some lyrics belong to them, and Harry Potter and co. obviously belong to Joanne K. Rowling.

Please could you stop the spells, I'm trying to take a break
From all the unsaid curses flying through my head
What's there...?(I may be Sirius, but not so serious)
What's there...?(I may be Sirius, but not so serious)

When he is Lord, we will be first against the wall
James, me, and Remus will be of no consequence at all
What's there...?(I may be Sirius, but not so serious)
What's there...?(I may be Sirius, but not so serious)

Ambition makes you Slytherin, Dark Lord
Hissing, Cursing, Killing with your Dark horde
You didn't hear it
You didn't hear it
You didn't hear the prediction
Scar on his head now
Voldemort's gone now
Why didn't you hear Sybil then
I guess you did...

Save him, Harry
Come on save him for me
From the loss of
James and Lily...Lily...
Save him, Harry
Come on save him for me
From the loss of
James and Lily...Lily...

That's it rat
You're dead now
The curse and the hexing
Peter disappearing
The muggles dying
I'll go now to prison
I'll go now to prison
Godfather to him
Godfather to him, yeah!