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.1 Tell Eragon to go lick a Llama.

.2 When he asked why, tell him that it will help him communicate better with Saphira (its an animal thing)

.3 When hes trying to meditate, read a book and turn the pages loudly near him that way he hears evveerrrryy singleeee tearing noise.

.4 When he winces at the interruption tell him that you are going to tell Arya that he isnt doing very good and that she should appoint him to another mentor (perferrably a male)

.5 Make a high pitched beeping noise each time Eragon and Murtagh speak

.6 When Murtagh asks, say its a gay meter and that you think Eragon is gay.

.7 When Eragon asks, say its a gay meter and that you think Mutagh is gay.

.8 They both snicker, yet wonder why eachother is laughing.

.9 Invite Arya to a dinner sometime yet dont tell her shes invited.

.10 Kill a frog and rub its blood all over youre new shirt.

.11 Pop out of the bushes while Eragon and Murtagh are preparing the dinner and say, "sorry, Arya was in labour, what did I miss?"

.12 At the shocked look on Eragons face, reply, "oh, dont worry, youre not the father."

.13 Print out pictures of Eragon, kiss then gingerly infront of him.

.12 When he smiles, lit a cigarette.

.13 When he asks you "since when do you smoke," say "I dont." Then burn the eyes out of the pictures.

.14 When Eragon talks, keep responding like you are listen using wors like "uhuh, yeah...yes..." yet hold out your hand like youre pressing a button on and invisible remote.

.15 When he doesnt notice (hint, hes ignoring you...) repeat "mute...mute...mute. ITS NOT WORKING!" then fling the invisble thing to the ground.

.16 Sing "its raining men, alleluiah," at the top of youre lungs but everytime you see Eragon, stop. when he walks away, sing again.

.17 Print a picture of Eragon out. sit infront of Eragon, take out a pen and calmly start scirbbling at the top, when he asks what youre doing, reply, "nothing.." make youre writing get furious, "..just.." rip the paper wih the pen, "remember something you said to me." Look up and glare.

.18 Randomly go up to Rragon and ask him, "Eragon, can I be invisible?"

.19 Keep pestering with questions like "can I really be invsible..really?" until he says, "You can if you try hard enough."

.19 Even though Saphira is not talking to you, make it seem like she is by looking at her, look at Eragon, smirk and outloud say, "I bet he does."

.20 Eragons asks "what do I have?" scream "I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS INVISIBLE!?"

.21 Scream, without letting them put a word in, stand up, sob, "uhhuhuhuhu! everyone hates me, I NEED CHOCOLATE!"

.22 Stop momentarily, make a high pitched beeping noise and stare, eyes wide open.

.23 Both men start laughing but stop hesitantly and look at eachother. neither has stopped to ask why the other is laughing...theyre catching on...

Okay, First, before this starts, I just wanted to let EVERYONE know, that I love Eragon to death. Just because Im making fun of the characters doesnt mean I hate them so dont get the wrong idea. All the things on this list are mine. I made everything up while sitting at my computer. It took alot of work, but I did it. By vote; which of these will you like to hear next? MURTAGH, ARYA OR SAPHIRA? Hey! Something just came to me...why dont you show me how much my hard work paid of and press that pretty little purple button at the bottom of this page? Common, show me how easy it is! I know you want to...

& Shayy ;