Disclaimer: I don't own BBT
Leonard could see from the look on Sheldon's face that there were going to be problems.
"I cannot believe you could be such an insensitive jackass," Sheldon snapped at Penny, "Shooting my seat with a paint gun."
"Sheldon for GOD sakes it was an accident," Leonard said.
"Accident or not it cannot go unpunished," Sheldon snarled, "You take care of this or I will."
"Sheldon," Penny said, "I'm sorry about your damn seat but it was an accident and I don't appreciate the way you're acting right now."
"Oh I'm sorry. Am I supposed to care how you feel you insensitive she-devil," Sheldon exclaimed.
"OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH," Leonard snapped, "LOOK PENNY MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE BUT THAT'S ALL IT WAS. IT WAS A MISTAKE. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES SHELDON."
"Well not everyone," Sheldon said, "I don't make mistakes?"
"Okay you're delusional. You think you don't make mistakes? Oh you make tons of them. For one thing you are a control freak. Everything has to be your way and if this are just a little bit out of your comfort zone you flip like a summersault."
"Well someone has to keep the ball going," Sheldon said, "You don't. Are you aware since you bought this building Penny hasn't paid you one cent in
rent?"
"And just how do you know that," Leonard demanded.
"I went through your receipts of course," Sheldon said, "Honestly Leonard-"
"You went through my receipts. SHELDON that is not acceptable. Apologize."
"I shouldn't have to apologize," Sheldon said, "I did it out of friendship. I did it because I care about you and you're being taken advantage of."
"Penny is my girlfriend. I'm not going to make her pay rent. That's just stupid."
"Did you call me stupid?"
"No I said that's stupid. There's a difference."
"You make me pay rent," Sheldon pointed out.
"HELLO! You're not pretty blonde or MY GIRLFRIEND and besides I never 'made' you do anything. You just do it."
"Well you never told me I didn't have to," Sheldon said.
"Well now I'm telling you you have to stop picking on Penny. I'll get the seat cleaned for you."
"FINE," Sheldon said, "That will be acceptable."
"Good. Now who's hungry."
"I'm hungry," Penny said.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO EAT," Sheldon said
"SHELDON," they both said