SPN Gossip Girl has an Interview with Dean Winchester. She's using a small spell that doesn't let Dean lie, no matter how hard he tries to. He doesn't know anything about the spell until its too late. What Q's will she ask him for her to use that spell, and what will his answers be?
An Interview with a Winchester
1. Do you seriously prefer Supernatural creatures over rats?
Dean: Hell yes. Rats just gross me the fuck out, demons have an excuse.
SPN GG: But they won't kill you..
Dean: So? They're still disgusting.
SPN GG: You have issues.
Dean: Who doesn't..
SPN GG: You got a point there.. Alright so..
2. Are aliens real?
Dean: Have you not been watching our hunts?.. No aliens aren't real. God I hope you have better questions coming up.
SPN GG: evil grin Don't worry these are only to warm you up.
Dean: looks around nervously Alright.. Go ahead.
3. Have you been on a plane again after you and Sam killed that one demon in Phantom Traveler?
Dean: Uh, no! Why would I? I got my baby and she can take me any where I need to go..
SPN GG: What if you have to go out of the states, like oh.. I don't know.. Romania?
Dean: Well then I'll just pass on the hunt to someone else. Geezz let someone else save some people, and anyways I'm sure there's hunters all over the world.
SPN GG: Gives up the question shrugging.
4. What's with eating wierd foods, and piggin' out on anything edible that's placed in front of you?
Dean: What?.. I just like to eat, and my food isn't wierd.
SPN GG: Yest it is.
Dean: No its not.
SPN GG: Yes it is.
Dean: No its not!
SPN GG: Fine whatever... Sam was right when he said it's Darwinism..
Dean: Shut up, no its not. The flavors tend to pop out more the next day.
SPN GG: Or week..
Dean: What was that?
SPN GG: Nothing. Ok so..
5. Can I drive the Metalicar?
Dean: Are you out of your fucking mind?
SPN GG: Just around the block?
Dean: You really are out of your fucking mind.
SPN GG: I guess that's a no..?.
Dean: No, that's a HELL FUCKING NO!
SPN GG: Heart broken, nods
6. Are you really going to kill Bella? And can I help?
Dean: You don't think its fair after all crap she has put us through?
SPN GG: I honestly wouldn't mind. If you need help give me a call..
Dean: Looks around nervously Yeah ok.
7. Has anything ever happened between you and Jo?
Dean: That's none of you fucking business.. +(spell taking effect) We made out
once but that was it. We were both a bit wasted and Ellen almost castrated me.
SPN GG: Nice one! You're such a dork..
Dean: Hey watch it..
SPN GG: Sorry puppy dog eyes
Dean: Oh c'mon, just finish asking the questions.. I'm hungry.
SPN GG: Okay..
8. Are you going to rest in peace now that YELLOW EYES and Gordon are both dead?
Dean: I don't know there's still alot of evil sonofabitches out there. And that Lillith is a nasty bitch!
SPN GG: That's true.. I heard she's taking some time off at the moment..
Dean: Eyes open wide How the hell do you know that?
SPN GG: Oh..uh.. I got connections.
Dean: stands up and rushes toward her pulling his gun out from the back of his pants and pointing it right between her eyes Christo!
SPN GG: What the hell are you doing? I'm not a demon!
Dean: Okay, then tell me who told you that.
SPN GG: I.. A friend of mine... she's a witch.. she keeps me updated with everything that goes on in the Supernatural world.
Dean: Oh yeah, what's your friend's name?
SPN GG: Why do you want to know that? She's not evil.
Dean: Tell me her name NOW!
SPN GG: Okay okay, just take that damn gun out of my face..
Dean: lowers the gun There feel better?
SPN GG: Gives him the evil eye Yeah.. her name is Ruby. She was my best friend before she died and went to hell. When she got out she came looking for me, I'm all she has left who isn't evil, and understands her. Now can we finish this little Q n A? I want to ask Sam some questions as well.
Dean: Shock writen all over his face
9. Have you thought about what will happen to Sam once your deal is up?
Dean: lowered his head... silence..
SPN GG: I'm sorry I shouldn't have..
Dean: It's alright, I know Sam is going to be fine. He has the skills and powers to destroy everything that comes his way.. still looking at the floor
10. Why do you always have to keep your feelings bottle up? That's not healthy..
Dean: Looks up and meets her gaze It's +.. emotions makes people weak, and I'm not going to let that happen to me. I need to be strong for Sam.
11. Is there something going on between you and Sam? Something brothers shouldn't be doing?
Dean: What the fu.. +.. Its hard to find love when you're a hunter. Sam and I.. we are all each other have left.
SPN GG: Does that mean that you two are in a relationship?
Dean: + Yeah, do you have a problem with that?
SPN GG: No, not at all.. Can I watch?
Dean: Watch?... .. WHAT?.. Are you talking about... you know..
SPN GG: Nods hastly
Dean: You kinky bitch...
SPN GG: What? you're both hot as hell.. Maybe I could join both of you when we are done here..
Dean: Sorry sweetheart but I don't share, Sam is mine and mine alone. You better take that thought out of your mind before I make you.
SPN GG: You wouldn't dare place a hand on me..
Dean: You wanna bet? his word were coming out almost as a growl, and his eyes were dark
SPN GG: Swallowed deeply Lets move on..
12. This is my last question for you. Where are you guys headed after this?
Dean: Not sure, wherever the hunt takes us.
SPN GG: Can I come?
Dean: No.
SPN GG: Pleassseee!! I promise I'll stay out of your way.
Dean: No!... Now if we're done here I would like to grab a burger or something while you're talking to Sam.
SPN GG: You suck!.. stuck her tounge out at him like a peluntant 4 year old.
Dean: I do, and I'm really damn good at it, from the sounds Sam makes I'd say I'm a pro at it.
SPN GG: Eyes grew wide, not expecting that response
Dean got up and walked out of the room without giving her a chance to retaliate.
SPN GG: God I wish I was Sam!
The end. (for Deans Interview, Sam's next)