it was a happy day in green hell zone when sonic decided to rest upon a tree.
amy came and said; "Sonic, I have bad new."
Sonic: "This is bad!"
Amy: "Yes!"
So Amy said "My dad is ded..."
Sonic "sad let's go for tacos"
Amy: "Sure"
so they went for tacos
Meanwhile in the mushroom kingdoom,
Mario & Peach were having tea.
Mario: "Peach can you get me some chips"
Peach: "get out of my castle"
so Mario get out of my castle
Mario: "It is sad day."
Luigi: "Mario"
Mario: "luigi"
Luigi: "Mario"
Mario: "Luigi"
Luigi: "who are you get out of my garden"
so Mario get out of my garden
Mario: "It is sad day."
Slowly, the bloodthirsty and deeper levels of Hell reached into Mario's soul. Full of
corruption and feelings of revenge, Mario went into his house and grabbed his kitchen knife.
He then went to his bedroom.
Mario: "This princess..."
he then puts on his sunglasses
Mario: "...is about to learn democracy"
Mario: "yeah"
so then he went to the castle
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
Mario: "where are my chips"
Peach: "get out"
then
Mario: "screw you"
then eh stab pinch
Pach: "ow"
again
Peach: ow
Peach: ow
then peach die
somewhere in neveda, usa
Heavy: "GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR"
Medic: "ja"
Sniper: "Bloody hell. Those guys ain't just sane, mate!"
Demo: "aye me bottle of scrumpy"
Soldier: "maggots"
then the sniper turns around to the soldier
Sniper: "Why do you keep saying maggots mate"
Spy: "really i was disguised as your soldier whom i killed in a murderous rampage"
Sniper: "o ok"
then
Spy: "I AM THE MASTER OF THE WORLD. NO ONE CAN OVER TAKE ME."
im a bit tired from all this literature so have a bit of kirby
0 make out with drawcia who make out with meta night
ok see u pls rev & dont hate :3