Just what the students of Hogwarts would think of ships, it defies time and reason, just go with it. Written after the sixth book.
Parvati's Note
Okay, everyone, the rules are simple. All you have to do is name the ship you sail, and the reason you sail it.Fill this out and sendthis to the person you think would add something great. Break the chain and bad luck shall plague your forever! And make sure Professor Binns doesn't take it away... if he can.
Name: Parvati Patil
Ship: Dobby/Winky
Reason: Wouldn't that just be the cutest! Totally Kawaiiness..
Not shipping: Dobby/Giant squid. Wtf was that about!
Name: Padma Patil
Ship: McGonagall/Snape
Reason: What about that time at the Triwizard Cup? When he pushed her out of the way?
Not shipping: McGonagall/Nimbus 2001
Name: Lavender Brown
Ship: Ron/Death
Reason: HE TOTALLY DUMPED ME!
Not shipping: R/Hr
Name: Hermione Granger
Ship: R/Hr
Reason: Because of the anvil sized hints!1121!1!1!
Not shipping: Hermione/Draco. Who the heck came up with that! I am not, nor will I ever, date Draco Malfoy.
Name: Ron Weasley
Ship: Ron/Fleur
Reason: I would totally go for it.
Not shipping: Ron/Harry. We are just friends people. Just friends. Really. We. Are. Just. Friends. Only friends. Just to clarify, we are just friends. Nothing more. Just friends.
Name: Harry Potter
Ship: Voldemort/Myrtle
Reason: There was this moment when he looked at her dead lifeless arm like... wow! (He totally deserves her) That's how I'll defeat Voldemort. With Love! That's exactly what Dumbledore intended.
Not shipping: Dum/McG Ew... just ew...
Name: Ginny Weasley
Ship: Fred/George
Reason: Incest, yummy.
Not shipping: Ginny/Riddle WTF!
Name: Luna Lovegood
Ship: Fudge/Goblin
Reason: He took on a new leaf and he no longer persecutes the goblin race. Though, I suspect that Rufus Scrimgeour has signed a pact with Mermaids to take over the world, one body of water at a time.
Not shipping: Thestral/Hagrid There's no chemistry...
Name: Neville Longbottom
Ship: Harry/Ginny
Reason: The anvil sized hints!
Not shipping: Snape/Grandmother... shudders
Name: Professor Sprout
Ship: Hagrid/McG
Reason: There was this time when they got absolutely drunk, and kissed.
Not shipping: Sprout/Mandrake That undermines my authority.
Name: Professor McGonagall
Ship: Prof. Sinistra/Snape
Reason: They both have S's in their name! Isn't that a weird coincidence!
Not shipping: Dumbledore/Sorting Hat. As deputy headmistress it is my duty to stop the spreading of vicious rumors about our headmaster!
Name: Professor Flitwick
Ship: Swish/Flick
Reason: You all know by now...
Not shipping: Quirrell/Troll, it would never work out.
Name: Professor Lupin
Ship: Sirius/Motorcycle
Reason: I've seen it and it's not pretty.
Not shipping: Lupin/Boggart. It was one lesson! Get over it...
Name: Sir Nicholas De Mimsy-Porpington
Ship: Filch/Mrs. Norris
Reason: Why all the midnight walks!
Not shipping: Bloody Baron/Peeves The thought makes my blood curdle. Wait! I don't have blood...
Name: Rubeus Hagrid
Ship: Hagrid/Olympe
Reason: Er...
Not shipping: Blast Ended Skrewt/Flobberworms. You kids are weird. And I have never ever violated the law against the interbreeding of dangerous magical species. EVER! Ever! Ever! Ever... ever...!
Name: Rosmerta
Ship: Aberforth/Goats
Reason: I've heard rumors...
Not shipping: Rosmerta/Draco. The internet is so perv.
Name: Fudge. Ex minister of Magic
Ship: Fudge/Rosmerta
Reason: Come to me my pretty...
Not shipping: Fudge/Umbridge. Even I have to draw the line in government corruption somewhere.
Name: Arthur Weasley
Ship: Rubber Duck/Rubber Chicken
Reason: I wonder what would happen! Muggles are so ingenius!
Not shipping: Arthur/Plugs. Never believe a word Fred and George say.
Name: Percy Weasley
Ship: Percy/Penelope
Reason: Ah, Penelope...
Not shipping: Percy/Crouch. Don't be like Fred/George.
Name: UMBRIDGE
Ship: Death/Half Breeds
Reason: All half breeds are a danger to society as we know it. Not the ministry.
Not shipping: Voldemort/alive. YOU MUST NOT TELL LIES!
Name: Lucius Malfoy
Ship: Lucius/Narcissa
Reason: She's one hot mama...
Not shipping: Narcissa/Snape. I'm leaving my office to go kill him right now...
Name: Narcissa
Ship: Draco/Pansy
Reason: What? I think my boy deserves a nice pureblood marriage. Don't you?
Not shipping: Draco/Hermione... People... get a grip.
Name: Bella (Trixie)
Ship: Bella/The Dark Lord
Reason: I'm his most prized servant!
Not shipping: Bellatrix/Rudolphus I've been trying to get rid of him for a while. Why doesn't arsenic work?
Name: Draco Malfoy
Ship: Draco/Luna
Reason: Think of all the lovely blonde hair! My hair is my most prized possession...
Not shipping: Draco/Harry. I'll get you for this, Potter!
Name: Half Blood Prince
Ship: Snape/Ulterior motive
Reason: None of you will know my motives until the next book! Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Not shipping: Voldemryt. The hip new name for Voldemort/Myrtle. Ten trillion points from Gryffindor for suggesting such a stupid ship, Mr. Potter.
Name: Volde--- Wait! What the f----? Myrtle? THAT"S IT! DEATH TO ALL!
And so... Voldemort moved on to conquer the world... and Harry defeated him... with LoooooooOOOOOOOooooooooove...