It was the dead of fall. Young Selphie made her way up the stairs up a building. She finally made it the the fifth floor of the building. In front of her now was a door which had the words, "Psycologist" poorly carved onto it. Well I guess this is it…, she thought.

Now, you're probably wondering why Selphie's at a psychologist. Well, it all started four days ago…

"SELPHIE YOU NEED HELP!"

"NO I DON'T RINOA! I DON'T WANNA SEE A SHRINK! I HEARD HE'S A TOMATO!"

"THE HELL HE IS! YOU ARE GONNA OR I'LL KILL YOUR GREEN BUNNY!"

Rinoa was now holding a cage which contained a light green bunny which had a carrot (a very yummy handsome carrot…-drools-).

"FINE BUT IF I COME BACK ALL STRANGE, IT'S YOUR FAULT," Selphie yelled as she slammed the door shut as she left the room…

Now here she was inthe "tomato's" office. He sat in a lazy matter. His shirt unbuttoned, sneakers dirty, and hair uncombed.

"Aah! Miss Selphie! I've been expecting you! Come sit sit!" The "tomato" said.

Selphie took a sit in a nice comfy bean bag chair. She looked and saw his name on the desk. Reno huh? She wondered. Reno then asked her some questions.

"How are you today?"

"Fine I guess…"

"Good good. Now I want you to tell me what may make you feel upset."

"Well…I hate it when my boyfriend Irvine flirts with other women."

"Hmm…sounds like a good guy," Reno whispered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing! Nothing! Now…this is the most important question…ARE YOU GAY!" Reno exclaimed as Selphie fell anime style.

"WHAT! NO I'M A GIRL!" She said as she sat up.

"Oh oh ok…do you have…feelings when around other women?"

"NO!"

"Oh? Who am I?"

"Dr.Reno"

"What do I do?"

"Help people?"

"Is the sky blue?"

"Yea?"

"Is the grass green?"

"Yea?" Selphie says while twitching.

"Are you gay?"

"YEA! I MEAN NO! I MEAN….GAH!" Selphie shoke her head violently.

"Well that's all the time we have for today. I'll see you next week," Reno said as he winked. Selphie walked towards the door.

"Bastard…"

"I love you too"

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By Jaganboy

Jaganboy: err…yea…first oneshot

Reno: Heh I'm such a pimp!

Selphie: NO I HATE YOU! AND YOU'RE ASEXUAL!

Reno: I'm hurt! -cries- YOU OLD HAG!

Selphie: -beats him with a bat-

Jaganboy: err…yea… Well, please donate $5 so we will be one step closer to getting a boob job for Tifa that will SHRINK her breast!

Tifa: YOU BASTARD! -takes a shotgun-

Jaganboy: O.O -runs-

Reno: Review it or Selphie will have a baby with cancer! -faints-