Sonic House Chronicles: The Diaries of a Mad Hedgehog
Entry 1
Dear Diary,
Peace and crap like that. I'm Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the ultra-cool-and-sexy hedgehog himself. Yeah. This is all about me!
The only reason I'm keeping this CRAPOLA diary is because my therapist said "This will organize your thoughts, keep your inner peace, and keep you from constantly releasing negative energy into the cosmos." Damn hippie. How did he become a therapist anyway! Must be those pills...
Anyway, Knuckles (idiot) asked me why I was keeping sissy diary. I told him that this is where I keep track of all the lovely ladies that hit on me daily. He just gave me a weird look. Oh well. Not my fault that he's a retard...
Wait a sec... is that Knux singing! Oh, I HAVE to get this on tape!
Back! Turns out that Knux was singing "My Humps" in the shower. Very disturbing. BUT I GOT IT ON TAPE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL! Go me! Oh, there's the phone. Must be Yuji-san. I'll write more later. Maybe this diary thing won't be as bad as I first thought.
NAAAAAAH.
MUHAHAHAHA!
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