Naruto and Sasuke get drunk
"So Sasuke, your back to the hidden leaf, so what do you want to do?" asked Naruto "Lets go to the bar!" said Sasuke and he ran super fast toward the bar, so they went "yes!!!' said Sasuke, then he said that every 5 seconds as he ran "Will you shut up!" said Naruto and they entered. "Gimme a beer" said Naruto "Give me 150 rum! Plus 70 shots!" While Naruto was drinking his beer, he saw Sasuke killing his livers left and, well he is to drunk to think of the other direction after left. Now Naruto and Sasuke are rivals. They compete at everything. So while Naruto was chugging a million beers, Sasuke took a bunch of shots. 'yo…..y…you know whhat Sas, Hiccup!, uke, you, you were a big bastard. You thought we were, s**t, and you thought you were better than us at everything…. An… and, you have a small d***. Y…you know what? Y…your mama said Naruto " Stop talking about m…. my cousin you talking pikachu." Responded Sasuke "I… I said your roommate" said Naruto "you, y… you know what? You wanna go? Im… im rea…." Said Sasuke and he took out his sword and swung it around everywhere wildly. "A bunch of pikachus…!" Said Naruto, and he shadow cloned. So a drunken Sasuke with a deadly weapon waving around blindly, and a bunch of drunken Narutos running around. I mean one undrunk Naruto is bad enough. So they kept hitting walls, beer glasses, and stuff destroying it all. Then after they tore down the bar, the just stopped and said "Phhhhh… (Drunken laugh) "out you go you drunken filth!" and the bartender threw them out the window. " You…. Are a… mean, lets go s**tsuke, or whatever the hell it is." And they forgot their clothes and walked down the road naked because there drunk. "I told you it was small…" said Naruto, but he couldt see." Your… jay." Said SasGay (LOL!!!!! I HAD TO SAY IT!)