Skipper was sleeping peacefully, the others were out doing something that's not important, but here was Skipper dreaming about him beating Blowhole and Hans again. Then he was rudely awakened by a squeaky childish voice.

"HELLO!"

Skipper woke up, with a shocked and confused face, there was a pony in front of him!

"I HEARD YOU LIKED THE LUNACORNS!" The pony continued, Skipper finally realised that it was a guy dressed in a Lunacorns costume.

"WHAT?!" Skipper screamed back, he had a lot of questions and answers he had in his mind.

"I said that I heard that you liked-"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY H.Q?" Skipper screamed back.

"I am here to-"

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU PYSCHO!" Skipper screamed again, pointing to the door.

"You wanna here me the sing the Lunacorn's song?"

"FUCK NO! GET OUT!" Skipper felt like he was losing his voice, was this Lunacorn guy deaf or did he not understand 'GET OUT!' and who even was behind the suit.

Whoever it was didn't listen to Skipper's last comment either because it started singing the Lunacorn's theme song. Skipper managed to survive the 1 minute torture, but it wasn't over.

"Would you like a hug?"

"NO!"

"C'mon, give me a hug!" The Lunacorn got closer to him, holding his arms out for a hug. That was it for Skipper, he pulled out his pistol that no one knew he had and pulled the trigger 5 times...make it 6...7...okay done.

"What the hell is going on!" Skipper said to himself. He decided to go outside and just forget about the weirdest morning he would ever had, when Marlene dropped by.

"Hey!" She said with her energetic smile.

"Oh, hey Marlene!" Skipper said softly.

"You've looked like you had a bad morning," she said to him.

"Oh you wouldn't want to know about it!"

"Well, anyways did Private get his birthday present?"

Skipper stopped for a moment and turned to Marlene..."WHAT?"

"Did Private get his birthday present?" Marlene repeated, "I Julien, Maurice and Mort to dress up in a Lunacorn costume, to perform for Private! Mort has the cutest voice, so I let him do the talking!"

Skipper just thought for a second and half fainted.

"It's Private's birthday! I didn't get him a present!"