We are the hostesses
Hello everyone! My name is Gem Cavern and welcome to a fanfiction! This idea came to me when my little sister and I were talking about the host club. We thought it was weird how there weren't any female hosts. (Haruhi does not count!) So I sat down designed some hostesses and this story came out naturally. Enjoy good readers!
Chapter 1: Sounds like a challenge
It was before math class at Ouran. The second year students were casually coming into their classroom before the first class of the day began. That is where our story begins.
"Kyoya-sempi why aren't there any female hosts at the host club?"Aoi, a male student, asked the 'Shadow King' of the beloved host club.
"We have never had a need for female hosts." Kyoya responded not looking up from the book he was writing in.
"That might be true but it seems like most of the girls are always around you hosts or talking about them." Isao , another male student, complained.
"I see what you're talking about but we just don't think adding female hosts are the best move at the moment." Kyoya replied.
"Are you implying girls wouldn't make good hosts?" A feminine voice questioned.
The voice came from Kagu a second year student. She had long black hair that she had put in a high ponytail with bells in her hair, piercing blue eyes, and fair skin. She wasn't very tall but what stood out about her was her voice. She was admired for her acting, singing, and overall people skills. She was able to move any crowd she wanted in a heartbeat.
"He did not say that." Tamaki said coming into the classroom behind Kagu.
"Your whole business is about flirting with girls. I don't see why you wouldn't have female hosts to boost customers." Manami said.
Manami was Kagu's good friend. Manami had long brown hair that was put up in a flower crown. Her eyes were bright green emeralds and she had fair skin with freckles under her eyes. She was tall and very well proportioned. She, like Kagu, was admired but for a different reason. Manami was a lover of beauty. She loved nature and all in it. She made sure the beauty was shown in everything she did.
"My princess it's more than that." Tamaki said gently grabbing Manami's hand.
"Yeah right. What is it you say again?" Kagu paused for dramatic effect than continued. "Only those with excellent social standing, and those from filthy rich families, are lucky enough to spend their time here, at the elite, private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the schools handsomest boys with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super-rich and beautiful."
Manami laughed at this and pulled her hand back from Tamaki. Kagu with her amazing acting skills just captured Tamaki in full light.
"Isn't that your motto or something?" Manami asked with a small smile on her face.
"You do have a point Kagu-chun. Our club makes an effort to please our guests. Most of them are female and we have no female hosts. We just don't think they could handle the pressure." Kyoya said with a smile on his face.
"Stop being sexist! Girls could handle it just fine!" Manami said now getting angry at the host.
"Females could be amazing hosts!" Kagu said backing up one of her best friends. "Besides its just flirting and being weird."
"No its not!" A girl shouted from across the room.
Manami and Kagu looked at each other and smirked.
"You don't believe us? Ask any of the guys outside the club. Besides it's all just an act. We could put on a little show to." Kagu said with a smirk across her face.
Manami took off her shoe and pretended to cry.
"Haru-Chan, Haru-Chan...I don't know how but I lost one of my sandals." Manami said acting like Hunny and was doing a good impression of him to.
"Mitsukuni..." Kagu said taking the shoe from Manami's hand and slipped it on her foot acting like Mori while doing so.
"Takashi..." Manami said whipping tears from her eyes cutely.
"I noticed you dropped it." Kagu said in a deep voice.
Manami glomps Kagu in a hug before crying out "Takashi."
The two stood back up and looked at Tamaki and Kyoya who were giving the two females shocked looks.
"You pulled that off. You were a convincing Hunny and Mori." One of the girls said out of complete surprise.
"I take acting lessons for a reason." Kagu said bowing.
"So you two can do a Hunny and Mori impression." Tamaki said softly.
"Did you hear about the dance the Host club threw?" Manami asked Kagu.
"How could I forget? Especially with that twins moment every girl was fan girling over. How did it go again?" Kagu asked winking at Manami.
"Yes. In fact, we've rented the schools largest hall." Manami said pretending to act like Hikaru.
"It's the perfect place for dancing." Kagu said acting just like Karoru.
Manami pulled Kagu close just like the twins did originally.
"But I really wanted to spend some alone time with you, Kaoru." Manami said looking convincingly into Kagu's eyes.
"Don't be upset Hikaru. I know exactly how you feel." Kagu said mimicking Kaoru.
The girls pulled away to again look at the hosts.
"So you can do the twins to. No big deal." Tamaki commented.
"Sempi stop being an idiot." Kagu said acting like Haruhi.
"So you can do Haruhi to. No big deal." Tamaki said rolling his eyes.
Kagu laughed lightly. She grabbed Tamaki's hand gently and put a rose in his hand.
"Hello princess." Kagu said with a charming smile on her face acting like Tamaki.
Tamaki pulled his hand away from Kagu.
"Mommy dear. She rejected me." Kagu said like Tamaki going into the emo corner.
"Sempi stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets!" Manami cried sounding like Haruhi.
"So the only host you're missing is me." Kyoya said stupidly.
"Don't worry Haruhi I won't charge interest on your debt like I usually would. But the rental on that outfit is nothing to sneeze at." Manami said with extreme accuracy to how Kyoya would say it.
"Okay Kagu. Stop acting like Tamaki-sempi. It's time to stop acting like the hosts." Manami said to her friend.
"Okay!" Kagu said skipping to her seat.
"I have never seen you two at the host club. How can you do those impressions?" Kyoya asked.
"It's like what the guys said earlier. The girls will not stop talking about the hosts." Kagu said sitting down at her seat.
"You learn a thing or two just listening." Manami stated taking a seat beside Kagu.
"WOW! YOU TWO ARE AMAZING!" A girl named Riko gushed.
"Like I said it's just an act by actors." Kagu said now doing some homework.
"If it is just an act why don't you create your own club?" A fan girl shouted.
"Kagu! That's a great idea! We could make a host club." Manami said poking her friends arm.
"Hmmm… Yeah! It sounds like a great challenge!" Kagu said with a smile.
"You can't take Tamaki-sempi's pride and joy!" The same fan girl shouted again.
"Relax. We will make it our own and we will be known as the hostesses." Manami said giving the girl a wink.
The bell rang and math class started.
*TIME SKIP: To lunch!*
"Are you ready to tell the others?" Manami asked Kagu.
"I was born ready!" Kagu said practically dancing with excitement to the lunch table where the group of friends sat.
"Good afternoon friends!" Manami greeted.
"We have an announcement!" Kagu sang.
"You must be excited if your singing about it Kagu." Kimi said laughing.
Kimi was a first year student. She had long blond hair that reached the small of her back. Her hair was pulled up in two ponytails on the sides of her head. Her hazel eyes sparkled. She looked the youngest out of the friends and had an interest in American sports. She was an average height. She was extremely athletic and could play almost any sport she desired. She was strong and had a heart of gold.
"I am Kimi! We are going to start a club!" Kagu informed smiling from ear to ear.
"What type of club?" Kami asked eating up some pie.
"What did you two think up this time?" Etsuko asked chuckling.
Etsuko was a third year student. She had shoulder length dark red beautiful hair. Her eyes were a golden brown. She was always creating. Her favorite thing to create was new recipes. She made fantastic creations with her food.
"We are going to hostesses." Manami stated clearly.
"So… uh… we are going to be like the hosts?" Aya asked nervously.
Aya was a small girl. She is a third year student who is quite shy. She had natural dark brown hair with natural blonde highlights that went to her belly button. She had it in a braid that fell down her back. Her eyes were a beautiful dark green color that sparkled in the sun light. She like the others had a natural gift of art. Unlike Etsuko, Aya had a gift of drawing, painting, coloring, and designing. Her artistic flare goes unnoticed by most because she is so shy.
"Exactly! We are going to be hostesses!" Manami announced to the group with pride in her eyes.
"We are going to prove to the fan girls and the hosts that we can be good hosts." Kagu proclaimed slamming her fist on the table.
"And how are we going to do that?" A girl named Becca asked sliding into a spot next to Aya.
Becca was a first year student who came from America when she was young. She was medium height which she used to her advantage if the situation called for it. By young we mean middle school. She has made an impression on this group of friends and joined it. She has a serious case of OCD. She is a huge planner and organizer. She is also warm and welcoming to everyone she meets. Not to mention her knack for math.
"With your help Becca." Manami said with pleading eyes and smile.
"It sounds like fun!" Becca said laughing. "But first we need to make this club authentic in order for it not to be a copy and paste host club."
"Agreed." Etsuko commented nodding her head. "I can be the cook! That way there is something besides cake in the club."
"I will obviously be the manager. I will ask the school board about this club and see what I can do." Becca said getting out her laptop to get straight to work.
"I will do whatever is needed." Aya said quietly.
"Ohhh! You can be the interior decorator and costume design!" Manami squealed.
"Yeah!" Aya said with a big smile.
"I will do the planning of group events!" Kimi said looking excited.
"I will add nature into it all!" Manami exclaimed doing a fist bump.
"That leaves me. I will organize theme days!" Kagu said slamming both fists down on the table.
"It's decided then! I will ask the school board." Becca stated.
And that good reader is how the hostesses came to be.
That is the end of chapter one! Be sure to tell me what you thought in a review! This has been Gem Cavern signing out! Shalom!