Kowalski and Doris were talking to each other. Kowalski had wanted to say something ever since they started talking, well ever since they met and now was the time he was going to say it.
"Umm..Doris, I really like you, like a lot and I was...you know wondering if you would go out...with me?"
Doris just looked at Kowalski and smiled.
"Oh Kowalski...NO!"
Kowalski face dropped, "What? Why?"
"Because you're a nerd and I really, really don't like you?" Doris casually replied.
"Then why do you talk to me and-"
"Because, I work for Blowhole because he's my brother and I just tell him everything that you tell me, I'm a spy, Kowalski!"
"So the answer is no?" Kowalski asked.
"Yes, the answer is no!" Doris smiled.
Kowalski tilted his head and squinted his eyes, "OKAY!"
...and that's why Blowhole, I chopped myself up and drowned myself in the ocean.
-Doris