Okay, so another idea sprouts out of my stupid brain and so I will be writing this. ^_^ Welcome to Sensei, Sensei where I will be altering much of their ages and family relations… some of them. However, this is still a Shizaya so there will be some sensual scenes. Izaya Orihara is a newly-hired tutor to deal with a girl with socialization problems. What cause problems is not the girl alone but also the people around her…

What will our seductive and flirtatious teacher get from the Heiwajima manor? And would an ancestral home bring out to his surprise.

I might include some Japanese phrases to enhance the Japanese feel. Translations will be provided for those who don't know the meaning. ^_^

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara! And never will I. Other references are used but products of other authors are not included.

Warnings: Yaoi, ecchi, horror, violence, strong language and sensual tension. Can go up to Rated MA if ever such is allowed. Strongly OOC.

Sensei, Sensei

Summary: My job is to offer homeschooling services to a girl who seems to be anthrophobic. What excites me more is that she lives in an ancestral house where handsome and yummy men gather. Time to test my charms against— wait, did you say it's haunted? Izaya POV.

Sensei, Sensei

Crappy music runs along the walls of this shitty car. The bullet train seems to be in its usual bullshit atmosphere with most people fucking disinterested at the announcements airing around. That includes me unfortunately. I could use some fucks for my own city… since I help in shaping the minds of the next generation. Right…

Sensei desu. (I am a teacher.)

However, teaching snotty middle schoolers is something I'm done and over with. I have resigned from a public-slash-private school teaching career and moved on to a more exciting job… a homeschool teacher. Jumping from one rich house to another, I have been doing this for like years… no, I don't want people finding out my real age. My young man image is going to be compromised.

Ah, aesthetics is so important to me.

Anyway, back to my assignment. I'm on my way to the Heiwajima Manor to homeschool a girl named Anri Sonohara. It seems that the owner of the house, Shizuo Heiwajima, adopted two stray children and takes them in for shelter, food and education. Psh, if I have that kind of money, I will buy more new cars and have lots of… wait, only women are called concubines. Sex slaves are too brutal to call such beautiful creatures.

Ah, right. The main problem why I took on homeschooling is that… I lost my apartment unit because the landlady's granddaughter wanted that unit. Shit. She could gnaw the walls all day and I wouldn't really care. Shitty humans. I hope that Shizuo isn't one of them— I mean, my client is so dreamy and delicious-looking to be that stupid. Ah, I really want to bite him if he's badass.

The long day continues to drift away as I yawn at my seat at the train. I keep on reviewing all the files given to me through email and phone calls. I haven't talked to Shizuo-san (Mr. Shizuo) personally… I haven't even seen Anri-chan (Little Anri) with my own two eyes. I heard she has an adopted sister but she is normally going to school… she's the only one who has problems.

The real problem isn't indicated in here. I might as well figure it out when I get there…

The train finally stops at my destination and I left the train immediately. I stroll around the station to find a perfect place to wait for Shizuo-san who will be picking me up from here. He did say we will be going to a remote town where the manor is… but I still don't know how deep we will be. I did my research on his character background and it seems that someone named as such really exists.

I flip my vision from my phone's standby display to the people walking around. I have my headphones on while listening to subtle music to ease my irritation. I do not like being kept long… but I do not have any choice but to wait. He said I won't be paying for any expenses while in his home… as long as I help Anri-chan with her studies. My feet keep on tapping against the floor until someone walks towards me…

"Orihara-sensei (Teacher Orihara)?"

I shift my eyes from the phone to— aw, shit. I quickly grab my headphones off and stand up correctly, "Hey, Heiwajima-san (Mr. Heiwajima). I'm sorry for—" He then smiles heavenly and he gestures me to follow him, "I'm the one who should apologize. Sorry for arriving late. I have to pick up Akane-chan (Little Akane) from school first. I hope you don't mind."

"Oh, please, Heiwajima-san (Mr. Heiwajima)." I return the sweet smile yet with some extra flavors, "Let me familiarize myself with my new family." Shizuo-san chuckles loudly and we walk towards the simple black car where a girl is waiting. She has a short kept hair adorned by a headband. Her bangs are covering her eye and then she is grasping at the seatbelt tightly.

I enter the car and then I greet her as I prep myself at the passenger's seat, "Hiya, Akane-chan. My name is Izaya Orihara. I will be your sis' teacher and I will be staying with you for a while."

"…Hi, Orihara-sensei." She simply smiles back and then Shizuo-san speaks, "Okay, let's head back. Anri-chan is waiting for us." I nod and discreetly shove myself at the upholstered seat. The girl's gaze reflects through the rear mirror and I can't help but to feel uneasy. The way she answered me is creepy… judging from her grin…

But Shizuo-san is completely a prize to bag. I can't wait to take a bite. Happy om-nom-nom…

Sensei, Sensei

Rei Haruno —Sakura no Imooto

Chapter 1: It's Just Me, Sensei

I must be damned… but this place is HEAVEN! My eyes automatically fancy the incredible manor! The furniture and fixtures are gold-plated, the vases are antique and well-crafted— the— the… I can die here!

"You seem to really like the place, huh, Orihara-sensei." Shizuo-san chuckles as he sees through my contained excitement and then I turn to his gorgeous face with a blush, "It's… my first time in a place like this. Please forgive my… unprofessionalism."

We have just arrived from the car after three hours of a long ride. Akane-chan runs off to her room quickly and it has left me alone with Shizuo-san. Alone~! Just thinking about him turns me on… but I have to focus on my job so I can be with him longer…

Shizuo-san then taps my shoulder once or twice— taking me out of trance, "Nope, feel free. Everyone who gets in here reacts in the same way. I'm not surprised either. It hasn't been a year since my grandfather gave this house to me. I'm still pretty giddy about the house…"

"I see. Your daughters must have been really happy about the new house."

"…Uhm, I only adopted them after two months of being alone in this house. It kind'a made me hope I have someone to stay with. So I adopted Anri-chan and Akane-chan. They have been together in that orphanage so they don't have problems with each other. It's also cute that they accepted me easily."

That sounded strange.

"So, Heiwajima-san—"

"Please call me by my name."

"Okay." That was fast. "So, Shizuo-san, do you mind if I ask why… you aren't married yet? I mean, you like to have children but you don't have a wife. Isn't it hard to adopt children without a to-be-mother image?"

He stops walking and then he turns to me with a pair of eyes quite different than what he used to show— not to mention they're rather scary, "I mind answering the first question. But about the adoption papers, you can always do magic with some… cash, I guess." I only resort to chuckling… that was indeed fancy to think of. It's not mainstream in this law-abiding country… but it doesn't mean it's not done in any place.

We then reach a room in the vast East wing and then he opens the door with the master key, "Here. I've prepared a room for you, Orihara-sensei. It's just opposite my room so you can approach me if you need to see me. And then Anri-chan's room is the one beside this one. The one beside it is Akane-chan's. The one beside mine belongs to my brother and the one next to it is for our family doctor. But they don't stay here regularly…"

"I see. So how many people are staying here exactly? So I can go and meet them all if I have the chance."

"Let's see…" Shizuo-san makes a cute face as he struggles to remember everyone while counting with his fingers, "Me, Kasuka, Anri-chan, Akane-chan, Kishitani-sensei (Doctor Kishitani), Kyohei, Erika, Vorona, Simon-san (Mr. Simon), Denis-san (Mr. Denis)…" He then smiles a bit, "There are ten people living here. But Kasuka and Kishitani-sensei aren't normally around. Kyohei, Erika, Vorona, Simon-san and Denis-san are in the Living Quarters underneath. You can talk to them if you find time."

There are so many people. Well, anyway. If Akane-chan is in school and Anri-chan is in her room alone, that should give me plenty of time to strike. The other people are downstairs after all.

"It's already five. I have to go to work. I'm leaving Anri-chan to your hands, Orihara-sensei." He then smiles to bid goodbye, "If you'll excuse me… I will be back by midnight. Let's just talk again tomorrow morning."

"Sure, itte rashai (take care)." He turns back again and smiles bigger, "Itte kimasu yo (I'll be going then)."

After hearing his footsteps vanish along the stairs, I quickly look around the room and leave most of my stuff at the bed. I go out the room and walk towards Anri-chan's door. I raise my hand to knock… only to see it open with just a crack. The room is so dark and then a girl is peeping from the thin gap, "Who are you?"

"Uhm, my name is Izaya Orihara. I will be your teacher starting tomorrow. Mind if I come in?"

"I do." That was harsh.

"I see. Let's be friends, anyway." The door gets shut closed. I stand there for a minute while glaring at the door knob. I straighten and scratch my head, "I guess it won't be easy like what I think it will. She really has a big problem…"

I take a deep breath and then someone grabs the edge of my shirt. I shriek in surprise and then I fling to see Akane-chan smiling at me, "Orihara-sensei!" I sigh in relief and then I kneel down to pat her head, "Gosh, you scared me. What is it, Akane-chan?" She then flashes a piece of paper at my face— which she has been hiding earlier, "Here!"

I take the paper and then I see a cutely-drawn house map. She then sways in her place, "Daddy always forgets to tell people about the rooms so I made a map for you." I smile in response and ruin her hair, "Thank you, Akane-chan." She holds my hand to stop and she brings it down, "Just call me when you need me, sensei."

Her face then saddens and then I twitch, "What's wrong, Akane-chan?" She turns to me and then she starts talking, "You… you can help Nee-san (Big Sis), right?" I twitch and then I smile back, "I'll do my best." She then hangs her head and then she begins scrubbing her shoe against the carpet, "Four people have already promised me that. But they just left Nee-san. Seven months have passed but…"

Seven months? Four teachers already? What the fuck am I dealing with?

I gaze down at the map while Akane keeps on scrubbing her foot at the floor. I read every room that is inside the house… only to notice something funny. "Secret?" I chuckle in the irony of having a secret room at the map given to me. She then looks at me and then she still wears a long face, "That room is always locked. Only Daddy and Kishitani-sensei go there. They don't tell me what's inside."

"Kishitani-sensei?" A love nest?

"He's the family doctor." It must be a fucking love nest.

I then see the grandfather clock standing beside me and it's been thirty minutes since Shizuo-san has left. I then just smile and pats her head again, "Thank you again, Akane-chan. Don't worry, I won't leave your sister like what they all did." She then smiles bigger and nods enthusiastically. She runs off back to her room and then I decide to go and meet the other people.

Descending the steps leisurely, I turn around the corner to get to the Living Quarters. I then spot a handsome man around his late thirties and then he turns to me as he feels my stare, "Oh, hi. Are you the new teacher?" I stare longer at his face and then I jerk up a grin, "Y-yeah, my name is Izaya Orihara. Shizuo-san told me to meet the other residents when I have the time."

"Oh, most of the teachers used to just stay in their rooms on the first day. Aren't you tired from the long trip?"

"Not really. I did nothing but to sleep back in the bullet train so I have much energy in my system." I grin more at him and then he chuckles kindly, "I see. My name is Kyohei Kadota. You can say I'm the butler here. Nice to meet you, Orihara-sensei." He gives his hand for a shake and then I duly take it, "Oh, nice to meet you, too. Drop the honorifics. You can call me Izaya."

"If you say so." Another flashing smile. "We also have two maids here but their busy cleaning the dining room and the bathroom. Our chef is in the cold room while the handyman is in the kitchen right now."

"You must be busy people." The only five people who tend to this fucking humongous house…

"Not really. We have divided work so…" He then just ends the conversation with a shoulder shrug and then I look around, "I was wondering if you can tell me about Shizuo-san and his family. What kind of people are they?"

"…I don't really want you influence the way you treat them, Izaya. But I think it's better to know them personally. But as a warning, don't talk about wives or women with Shizuo-sama (Master Shizuo). Don't get on his bad side, too. And if he ignores you, don't force yourself to get his attention. It'll be very bad. Anri-sama (Mistress Anri) is also extremely sensitive. Don't force her to do something she doesn't like. But if it's the other way around, let her do what she likes even if you don't want her to."

"About his brother Kasuka?"

"Kasuka-sama (Master Kasuka) may appear a bit apathetic but… he's the kindest person in this house. Even Akane-sama (Mistress Akane) has her behavioral deficiencies." Deficiencies? I hum in wonder and then I smile, "Alright. I'll remember that, Kyohei-kun (Kyohei [friendly honorific])."

"And one more thing…" Kyohei-kun leans nearer and whispers at my ear, "Don't get too close to Kishitani-sensei. He's dangerous if approached carelessly." He pulls back and he smiles, "I guess I have to tend to Denis-san, the chef, for the master's reminders for today. If you'll excuse me…" He leaves me and then I place my hands on my hips, "Gosh, I'm starting to not like this place."

Sensei, Sensei

It's now past eleven and I'm still organizing everything needed for the start of my classes with Anri-chan. I have to re-plan the lessons and coincide it with what the other teachers have gone over with. I yawn at my seat and gaze at the bed… maybe I should already hit the sack. I get up from the desk after putting everything neatly over the table… getting ready for tomorrow's continuation. I am about to lie down when my bladder requests for a little toilet break…

I chuckle without much reason and then go out to the toilet. I pass by Shizuo-san's door and then I check up on it… knocking to see if he is already home. How stupid of me… he said he'll be back by midnight. Right, I haven't asked what Shizuo-san does for a living…

I walk towards the toilet and grope for the switch. The lights reveal such a relieving sight and I have to do my business quick. While on it, I can hear footsteps getting nearer and nearer— with something metallic sliding along with it. I finish my manly business and then I zip up my zipper and buckle my belt while gazing at the door… waiting for the owner of the steps.

A strong chill wavers around my spine as the metal swipes against the wind— creating a shrill sound of a thin metal slicing air. Wait… a sword? Steps get nearer and nearer… as I start backing off but the toilet is in the way—!

Knock. Knock. Knock. My breath hitches and then I ask with a shaky aspirating voice, "W-Who's there?" Surprisingly, Shizuo-san speaks from the other side, "I'm sorry, Orihara-sensei." My heartbeat starts to slow down… but I still feel the chilly danger creeping up my spine. I then chuckle to expel some nervousness, "Don't worry, Shizuo-san. I'm done."

I open the door from inside and then I see him leaning at the door— four buttons opened… chest and some abdomen showing. He is eyeing at me differently… smirking bigger as he notices that I'm staring at his chest, "Hi, Sensei." I shift my gaze at his eyes and then I force a smile on my face, "H-Hi, Shizuo-san." His hand then cups at my head and it rakes halfway through my hair, "Looks like you're working hard tonight…" Shit, my heart! "Well, I was just… preparing for tomorrow. I should be going…" Shit, brain!

"…Ah, right. You're about to go to bed…"

…? "Yeah, I should go." This is getting awkward…

"Wait, Sensei…" He suddenly clasps his body against mine and his other hand flies to my beautiful behind. His chin rests at my shoulder… his voice sending a tickly feeling, "My, Sensei…" He starts to caress my ass, "You seem to be in good shape~"

The fuck is going on? I'm supposed to be the one preying on this gorgeous thing! But if he wants to fuck me now… why not? No objections in here…

"H…Heheh, it won't hurt to stay fit, neh?" Wait, a minute. My heart starts to beat loud and fast… sensing something again from the shadows enveloping the corridor before me. I suddenly care less if he starts feeling more of my ass… because I'm getting scared. No, not scared of getting raped— I would even love that. But…

Shit, something moved!

My hands suddenly grab Shizuo-san's shoulders as I see something fast glide just outside the toilet. He twitches and pulls back a bit, "…? S-something wrong, Izaya?" I then begin looking around… my dried throat unable to produce a sound. I was so sure something moved! But Shizuo-san won't believe me if I say that…

I then feel him let go of me to check around the corridors and at the stairs. He then goes back to me and then he speaks— in his normal tone, "Don't worry, you're just probably tired."

…? Huh? I didn't say anything… did he automatically assume I saw something? Uh, whatever. I hold my forehead and then I chuckle, "Yeah, I should really sleep then." He then walks me to my room and then he leans at the side of the door as I try to open it… my hands shaking in fright. He then place a hand on my shoulder, "A lot did say they see something moving about in the dark. But no one really got hurt so… just ignore it, Izaya."

"Alright…"

Shizuo-san then walks away to get in his room and so do I. I have walked inside and locked the door for more protection. Not bothering to turn on the lights again, I stroll to where the bed must be. But I hear something not good… loud sounds as if someone is breathing nearby. Strong surges of chills run around my spine back and forth… my bladder protesting for another terror attack.

"…Sensei…"

"Gugh!" I almost scream in terror as I throw myself away to the side. Safely yet unfortunately finding myself still awake, I then look around to wherever the voice is coming from. I just pissed… but I think I'm going to wet myself with this. Soft thudding accompanies the movement vibrating through the floor and all I can see is like a foot radius.

A hand then comes to sight and then I see a girl with a doll reaching out for my hand, "I'm sorry to scare you. It's just me, Sensei." I get breathless for a while and then I sigh in utmost relief, "Shit, I almost pissed myself. You really scared me… Anri-chan."

End of Chapter 1

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