DISCLAIMER!: K, I'm going to make this short and sweet. I own nothing but the plot here. Got it? No suing me or taking this off!

"Come on guys! All of the good candy is gonna be gone if we don't hurry up!" Deidara said in a gay-like manner. It was Halloween night, and the Akatsuki gang (yeah, GANG) was going trick or treating…despite their ages. Well, almost all of them, Sasori was spending the night at an unknown friend's house.

"Do we have to?" Kisame said, from behind his bedroom door.

"Of course we do!" Tobi said, skipping into the hallway with Zetsu a couple feet behind them.

"What are you guys, again?" Deidara looked at them skeptically.

"The Olsen twins…" Zetsu sighed. They had some strawberry-blonde wigs on and where wearing blouses and mini skirts. But, there was the fact that Zetsu and Tobi looked…you know…totally different…

Deidara blinked. "…Oh."

A high-pitched scream came from Kisame and Itachi's room. The door burst open and Kisame fell flat on his face as Itachi came and rolled over him. Itachi was apparently dressed up as an extremely large pill.

Itachi managed to help Kisame up, but fell over in the process. Once both of the 'men' where completely balanced, Deidara could see Kisame's costume. He was wearing no shirt, a pair of swimming trunks, and holding a surfboard. This actually took Deidara a moment to think about.

"…What are you, a hooker?"

"I'm a surfer," Kisame mumbled, looking at the ground.

Before Deidara had time to question him, Hidan stomped boldly into the room. "Happy fuckin' Halloween, bastards." Hidan was wearing a pair of girls' jeans and a light pink shirt…with a pillow underneath it.

"Dare I ask what you're supposed to be?" Deidara asked, backing away a few inches.

"I'm Jamie Lynn Spears, dammit!" He said, scowling at him. "Remember, she was pregnant!"

Deidara blinked. "…Why?!"

"Because she's a whore, and she-"

"Not that!" Deidara sighed. "Why did you dress up as her?"

"Oh," Hidan calmed down a little. "Well, Kakuzu told me I had the mood swings and anger management needs of a pregnant women," He said simply. "Do you have a fucking problem with that?!" He suddenly screamed at him, one eye twitching.

"N-no," Deidara said, backed against a wall. "I see what he means…"

"Of course you do!" Kakuzu skipped into the hall with the beauty and grace of…well…a ninety year old man. The sparkles and wonderfully heroic theme song made up for it, though.

"Hi, Kakuzu. Dressing up as the tooth fairy again?" Deidara asked casually.

"But of course!" He smiled. "I look so pretty!"

Deidara patted him on the shoulder.

Before Kakuzu had time to question, a figure immerged from the darkness. Was it a ghost? No. Was it a vampire? No. Was it a werewolf? No. It was…!

"Hi, guys." Pein sighed, hopping into the hall in a bright pink bunny suit.

"Hello, leader-sama," Deidara bowed, choking back laughter.

Pein scowled at him. "Shut up, Deidara."

"I think it's very manly, leader-sama." Itachi said, bowing as well.

"Are you guys KIDDING me?!" Hidan screamed. "Do you not SEE him?! He's wearing a frickin' bunny suit!"

Itachi punched Hidan on the arm and scowled at him.

"A MANLY bunny suit, thank you very much!" Pein glared at them all. "And, besides, read the name tag! Tonight, I'm not your leader. I am Mr. Manly Pink Bunny Sir!" He pointed to a nametag on his chest. The nametag was messy and covered in sharpie; the only thing really readable was "Hello my name is:" and "Sir".

"Mr. Manly Pink Bunny Sir, calm down," Konan immerged from behind Pein, holding onto the leash tied around his neck.

"Yes, pimp-sama…" Pein sighed and looked at the floor.

Konan was indeed dressed as a pimp with the hat and everything. She even had a cane that doubled as a whip.

"Well, if you slow pokes are ready, then let's go!" Deidara grabbed the door handle.

"Hey! Wait!" Kisame said before he could open the door. "You never told us what you are!"

Deidara turned around and put his hands on his hips. "Uhm, hello! Can you not tell by my bleach-blonde wig and bag of crack? I'm Lindsey Lohan!"

Everyone just left it at that, not wanting to know more. It was Deidara, after all. So, they left the house, each with an empty Wal-Mart bag to collect candy in. _-.-_