At the Loud house, Lincoln and Lori sat on the boy's bed, with the girl crossing her arms and giving her brother a stern look.
"Lincoln, today, I'm going to teach you a sacred technique of the Loud family, passed down from generation to generation," Lori bluntly stated before flashing a smile. "Which is known as "Crotch Throw!"
Naturally, Lincoln was confused. "I'm sorry, what?"
"There's nothing more humilliating than someone grabbing you by the crotch, then using their strength to lift you up and then throw you away!" Lori sheepishly explained. "And it's very easily applicable for any situation!"
Then, a couple of metaphorical scenario appeared above Lincoln and Lori. The first dealt with Chandler bullying Lincoln.
"Bully trying to annoy you?"
Then the imaginary Lincoln grabbed Chandler by the crotch and threw him.
"Grab him by the crotch and throw him!"
The next scenario dealt with Lincoln being rejected by a girl, who laughed at his face.
"Girl rejecting your confession in a rather mean-spirited way?"
Then imaginary Lincoln did the same thing to her.
"Grab her by the crotch and throw her!"
Then they went back to the real world.
"A random person interrupting you while-"
Suddenly, Leni barged in and said, "Hey Lori, could you-"
Then, without warning, Lori leaped out of the bed, grabbed Leni by the crotch and lifted her. "Grab her by the crotch and thro-" however, by the time she realized what this would entail, the phone-a-holic had already throw the ditzy teenager to the wall. "Oh..."
And then Leni got back up.
"Uh oh..."
Then a black aura surrounded Leni.
"Run!"
Lori grabbed Lincoln's arm and the duo ran away as Leni screamed and chased after them.