Hello, everyone! This is Umbra the Hedgehog signing in! Next up, a story based on a show which I couldn't help but enjoy. This one is written in a different format, cut like it was an actual episode of the show, and was thought up by me and a friend of mine who doesn't have an account, but really likes this show and reading my stories. Now, here goes one for I'm in the Band!

Description: When Arlene's stalking becomes a drastic problem, Tripp will have to resort to drastic measures.

NOTE:

-I do not own any of the characters or scenarios presented in this story.

You're my Baby?

Chapter 1: Cold open.

It's a regular day in the home of Tripp Campbell and the band known as Iron Weasel, and all is calm.

...Or rather, it used to be.

The door opened, and Tripp entered in a hurry, closing the door right behind him.

"Whew, that was close." Some pounding was heard from behind him, causing him to panic. "Oh, man. This is bad."

Cut to the garage...

Whatever peace could be found inside the band's practice zone was quickly ended when the rest of the band entered it.

"Hoo, that was fun." And the band drummer, Ash, was the first to break the silence.

Next up was Burger, the overweight bass player. "Yeah, but it could have been a lot better."

"Maybe..." The lead singer, Derek, decided to point something out. "...if you hadn't eaten the wedding cake!" He pointed at Burger, and then at Ash. "And if you had been wearing some pants!"

After this brief outburst, the trio heard what was happening at the living room.

"Guys, I need some help! We've got a Code A emergency!"

Derek just gave a short reply. "Code A?"

"What's a Code A emergency?" It was Burger who popped the full question.

And, shockingly, it was Ash who answered it. "Oh, come on, guys. Did you forget? 'A' stands for 'Arlene'."

"Oh." The other two nodded, smiling, as they got the message.

And about three seconds later, they all started to panic.

"Arlene!"

Back to the living room...

As Tripp kept the door shut, the three adults entered the room.

"What's wrong, kid?"

Some more pounding was heard from outside. "She chased me all the way here! Help me keep the door shut!"

Immediately after, they all piled up in front of the door, allowing Tripp to walk away from the door.

"OK, just keep it like that long enough for me to hide."

Stuck between his two bandmates, Ash managed to give out an answer. "How long is that?"

Before Tripp could start looking for a place to hide, someone else entered the living room. It was his best friend, Izzy.

"Hey, Iron Weasel! What's new?"

She didn't expect to find a panicky Tripp. "Arlene is chasing me!"

"So... what's new?"

Again, a lot more pounding was heard from outside.

"We're not gonna hold her forever, man!" This time, it was Burger who spoke.

Tripp just continued. "She chased me all the way here! She's about to bring the door down!"

"And what are you gonna do?" Izzy just remained calm, as usual.

"I don't know! I can't think of anything that-"

Before finishing that statement, he suddenly stopped himself.

"Wait... I got it!" He turned to his best friend. "Izzy, I need you to pretend that you're my girlfriend."

Obviously, she was completely shocked. "Say what?"

Yeah, that's what it's gonna be. I hope all the other fans of this show will like what we're about to bring to the table. And the rest is gonna be posted really quickly, so I can get back to work on my two unfinished stories. If we've managed to get your attention, thanks for reading, and make sure to stay tuned.

There's really no point in asking what'll happen next right now, so I guess I'll just leave you with that. Next up, the plan will start.

This is Umbra the Hedgehog signing off.