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New story now I'm not sure to make this multi Chapter or one shots

Summary:Duncan has 100Hrs community service to help him is Courtney.

"Duncan." Nothing

"Duncan!"

"Huh?"Dunca said startled. His sight was blurry and he was confused as to where he was, finally everything cleared up and he looked up to see Courtney glaring at him.

"You know Duncan, I can leave you alone to this yourself." You see Duncan got 100HRs community service(Shocker) for drawing graffiti on his math teacher's house(Shocker) so now he has to read to kids at the now they where at the local Barnes and Nobles.

"Ok, how about this magazine, it's entertaining, easy to read, and it has a lot of pictures." Duncan said happily.

"Duncan, THAT'S A PORNO MAGAZINE!"

"Fine I'll try to find something else."

"Finally."Courtney said frustrated she began walking away leaving Duncan alone in the children's section.

Duncan saw something that caught his eyes,

"Curious George?" He whispered to himself. His eyes went back and forth to the playBoy magazine and the yellow hard covered book.

Courtney's pov

"It's ok Bella you deserve better then him." She turned to see some middle aged women reading some terrible looking book called Twilight.(1)

That's just pathetic Courtney thought to herself.

"Yo, princess I bought the perfect book!" She heard her boyfriend Exclaim excitedly, Too excitedly. Courtney thought to herself, but for now she shrugged it off she just wanted the reading to be over with.

30 minutes later

"I hate you Duncan."

"No you don't"

"Oh, yes I do!" Courtney screamed so loud she made the car shake.

"It was just a pr-"

"A PRANK! Duncan you slid a PlayBoy Magazine into the binding of Curious George! And then you read it and showed it to the kids at the hospital!"

"So?" Duncan replied nonchalantly.

"Most of the kids are now scarred for life!"

"Except for the boys."

Duncan said with a smirk but that smirk was quickly wiped off when he saw Courtney angrily squinting at him.

"No cuddling tonight?" Duncan said upsetly

"No cuddling." Courtney said facing the window.

Duncan sighed, " Can you atleast hand me the magazine?"

If you didn't get the last part then let me put simple for you, Duncan's gonna cuddle with the girls in the PlayBoy magazine