A/N: Well, I've had a lot of requests for more HP Game show fics, so here's another (This might be my last one, I'm running out of ideas and I'm getting kinda sick of them, there's only so much you can do with a game show…) … I'm working on a serious fic also, I'll try and post it soon. I won't have quite as much time considering this is my last day of Thanksgiving break L… Oh well, on with the fic…
HARRY POTTER MEETS ALEX TREBEC
ALEX: Hello! And now it is time for another exiting game of Jeopardy! Tognight our contestants are: Nagini (A/N: of course, I'm obsessed with her…)! Rita Skeeter! And… Harry Potter! (Audience Cheers, like always…)
RITA: Wait! Did you say Harry was a contestant???
ALEX: Yeah, but…
RITA: Oh I MUST get an interview!!!
ALEX: Wait! The game hasn't even started yet!
NAGINI: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HARRY: (in a very monotone voice, he is sick of translating…) I am Nagini snake, You killed my…
RITA: A killing? OOOOH what a great story!!!
ALEX: EXCUSE ME! (everyone shuts up) Thank you, now, on with the game… The categories are: Magical Creatures, Wierdo Wizards & Whiches (glares at Rita), Myths & Legands, Muggles & More, and finnaly, Dark Wizards and the dark Arts.
NAGINI: (hisses in delight)
ALEX: Okay, nagini, you can start, choose your category
NAGINI: Dark Wizzzzzards and the Dark Arts for five handred Galleonsssssss, Alexxxxxx
HARRY: What! You know Engish!!! And I've been translating this whole time…
ALEX: The answer is: The wizard who is now known Lord Voldemort (The audience all flinchs at the same time)
NAGINI: (buzz) Who is… Tom Marvolo Riddle Potter! (A/N: Read the REAL dark lord seris if you don't get it, my sister & I tend to mix our stories…) (Audience GASPS!!! Rita starts to write furiously on a piece of parchement)
ALEX: THAT IS CORRECT!!! Pick your next category please…
NAGINI: Wierdo witches and Wizards for 3oo please!
ALEX: Here's your answer… This annoying which is rumored to taste like chicken in her amagi form (A/N: once again, if you don't get it read the REAL dark lord…)
NAGINI: (looks at rita and Licks her chops… Rita sees this)
RITA: WHAT!!!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
NAGINI: (buzz) Who isssssssss Rita Sssssskeeter.
ALEX: You are correct! Well, Nagini, you seem to have taken over the game so far…
RITA: CHICKEN???????? I CAN"T BIELEVE THIS! (she's so angry she accidently turns into a beetle, Nagini lunges at her and chases her around the stage)
ALEX: Well, Harry, since Nagini is tied up at the moment, why don't you choose a category…
HARRY: Just a sec! I wanna watch her get eaten!!
ALEX: good idea! (Alex stars doing a play-by-play commentary of Nagini chasing Rita) ANNNNNNND Rita swerves to the right, Nagini is hot on her trail! Ooooh, that was a close one! Nagini seems to be trying to corner Rita… Oh, Rita, that had to hurt! But Rita makes a good comback and is flying around the contestants podiums! Ohh, it looks like Harry is on the snake's side, he is trying to catch her! And Rita doges Harry, but look! Nagini makes a flying leap into the air! Did she… YESSSS! NAGINI SCORES! THAT THE GAME FOLKS! (audience cheers) Wait a minute! Now we only have two contestants… Hmm… lets just say Nagini won… Sorry Harry…
HARRY: That's okay! We can celebrate the defeat of Rita… who brought tea???
REGIS PHILBIN & PAT SAJAC (in the audience): NOT AGAIN!!!! (they both run out of the building screaming incoherently about tea and pineapple ties…)
THE END!
A/N: Okay, I like this one… anyways, review! Are you sick of the pineapple tie yet? How about Nagini? Well too bad! Sorry, just R/R! --KittyAngel