Author's note- Ok. So I started writing this story almost a year ago. In fact it will be a year next week. My best friend (Moonbanana_cat) and I were on a short september weekend holiday. We said and done a lot of random stuff. This fic was born from that. It will follow events that took place, with other things added in. :)

Disclaimer: No children, squirrels, bowling pins, Mickey Mice, trees, pillars, ducks or water beds were harmed in the making of this fic, but the dignity of the characters involved remains to be seen.

Chapter 1

Day 1 - 11.30am Friday – Supermarket Lobby

"Are we all here..." Remus did a quick head count.

"No." was Severus' reply , " Lucius is off somewhere."

"Where did he go?"

"I think he went to the toilet..." replied Severus.

Remus sighed.

"Does anyone else need to go to the toilet? Go now if you do." Remus finished with a glare that only one with a Slytherin partner could pull off.

Sirius ran off in the direction of the bathroom scaring several small children on the way. With a small nod in the direction of Remus, Severus also stalked off.

Remus sighed for the second time.

Lucius met his hyperactive partner on his way back from the bathroom. It was amazing, how much a grown man could act like a five-year-old going on their first holiday.

"Sirius stop acting like a child," Lucius snapped.

"Hiya, Remus is getting annoyed, and he keeps moaning because we haven't left yet, why is he so moany? Huh? Why? He glared at everyone and told them to go to the toilet, I don't like it when he's like that Luci!" Sirius finished his spiel with a whine.

'I have not had enough coffee yet' Lucius thought.

"I don't know why he's like that Sirius," Lucius said patiently. " But you know he's right, we should be gone by now. You should- oh look cookies."

Sirius whirled round 360 degrees, his feet tangling together and his poor balance sending him tipping and stumbling into the door of the men's toilets before crumpling in a heap half in and half out. Much to Sirius' dismay, he couldn't see any cookies anywhere. He pouted.

"You said there was cookies."

Lucius never answered, choosing to walk away chuckling to himself instead. Severus had witnessed the entire ordeal and had begun scowling slightly.

'Trust Lucius to find himself a mutt,' he thought darkly as he walked into the bathroom without pausing in his stride or sparing a glance to the man ( still pouting ) that he had only just missed stepping on.

Remus saw a chuckling Lucius returning and immediately wondered what Sirius had gone and done this time. A questioning glance sent Lucius into stitches again.

"There was...no cookies...!"

Remus raised an eyebrow. Another habit he had picked up from Sev.