-Naruto and Hinata's public wedding… It's just like everyone else's except . . . the groom and his groomsmen have to swap clothes with the bride and her bridesmaids (meaning that the guys have to wear dresses)! Now, how in the world did the guys agree to this? And how did Sakura cheat her way into making this happen?

Okay… This is my 20th fanfic, and yeah, I'm happy about that… Let's see, what else do I have to say? Hm… I was bored today, so I just decided to use what I had lying around. I actually typed this up a long while ago, maybe about two years ago, and never used it. So . . . yeah… I've decided to turn this into a fanfic, so I hope you guys enjoy it. I think I'll just use really short chapters for this story. I'm thinking maybe in five chapters this will be done. Oh, and this named off of a Taiwanese drama, kay? I won't tell you guys the name and all since I'm lazy today, but you get it, right?

PRACTICAL JOKE – Kiss 1

恶作剧 – 第一之吻

Mr. and Mrs. Hyuga

Request the honor of your presence

At the marriage of their eldest daughter

Hinata

To

Naruto Uzumaki

On Saturday, the second of May, 2009

At 3:00 in the afternoon

In the Hyuga manor

"Oh, that's great! You two are finally tying the knot!" Sakura exclaimed after reading the invite. She was so happy. After all, it took Naruto—how long was it again?—maybe three full years to actually propose to the Hyuga heiress. So the sound of wedding bells were music to Sakura's ears.

"Yes, b-b-but . . . we h-have something to a-ask of you, Sakura-chan."

"Huh? Is something wrong, Naruto? You're stuttering just like Hinata-chan!" Sakura crossed her arms. She didn't like where this was going. "Don't tell me you're getting cold feet now, Naruto! You, who faced death more than a thousand times, cannot back down from his own wedding! I'll drag you to the chapel if I have to! And you know I will."

"N-no! It's not that…" Hinata defended her soon-to-be-husband. "We . . . we . . . want to ask you . . . to . . . to be part of the wedding…"

"What?" Sakura made a shocking realization just then. "No! Don't tell me you want me to be one of your bridesmaid! I may have been the first one to approve of this wedding, but it doesn't mean—"

"What? That you have regrets about giving them your blessings?" Ino jumped into the conversation.

"Never! It's just that . . . that . . ." Sakura racked her brains for excuses. "I don't have anything to wear…" she said after a few seconds. "Plus, I don't exactly like shopping for clothes…"

"But! But—"

"No buts! I've already turned down the offer for my cousin's wedding, and yet you're asking me for the same thing for your wedding? I'll tell you this much: my mind hasn't changed since then, and nothing—and I mean, nothing—is going to change my mind now!"

And so, the first chapter is done! Tell me how you like it so far!