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Miyavi's Seme Kitchen, Now Open at Alice Nine, The World's #1 Love Hotel

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Miyavi's Seme Frosted Flakes Chapter 1

What was it that made Kai want to be seme? Was it those two bowls of Miyavi's Seme Frosted Flakes that morning? Or was it that he was finally becoming tired of Gackt always being the boss? What ever it was, Kai wanted to have that superior feeling of being seme, so that morning he raided Gackt's closet.

"No, no, no!" Kai muttered throwing all the odds and ends out of Gackt's cluttered closet until all that was left was a small cardboard box labeled "Moon Child, Gackt's DON'T TOUCH!"

"Hmmm," curiosity filled Kai as he ripped open the box, no sign of an uke conscience attacking him.

Within the box lay Gackt's leather pants, white trench coat, gun holster, and guns. Kai couldn't resist the temptation to try them on.... until he himself stood, a spitting image of Gackt from Moon Child, or so Kai thought.

The leather pants were too big and hung loosely on Kai's hips revealing the black silk and metallic pink playboy bunny boxers Miyavi had lent Kai the day before and Gackt's trench coat made Kai look even more like a child as it dragged on the floor. "Hmmm, these are awesome!" Kai laughed as he spun two guns around in his hands, unaware that one was a smex toy that Gackt had used on HYDE during shooting breaks.

Kai trudged into the living room, bold as can be to find Gackt sitting on his leather couch playing a Soccer video game. So intent on winning this stupid game, Gackt ignored Kai's presence as he skipped or more like almost tripped over to where Gackt sat.

"Gackt-sama!" Kai bellowed, making his voice as deep as it could go, but not Gackt-deep of course.

"Nani?" Gackt muttered, his fingers moving across the game controller fast-ly.

Kai bent backwards a little mimicking Gackt from a scene in Moon Child (the one were he goes into the bar and lights his cigarette in front of the mafia people and Son, and they all look soo cool looking xD ~nee do you know what the hell I'm talking about?) and withdrawing one of his guns (not the smex gun) and pointed at Gackt's head.

"Gackt-sama you will do as I say!" Kai chuckled, not one bit of fear or embarrassment touching him.

"Nee~" Gackt pushed the gun away, "Can't you see I'm busy Kai-kun?"

But before Kai could reply, Miyavi's voice could be heard through the walls....

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***Oba-JJ and I came up with this story one day in gym, because gym sucks and needs a whole lotta J-Rock fanservice/yaoi***

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