Title: Twelve Days of Christmas Jack Sparrow Style
Author: Marianbri/Will Turner
Rating: FRT
Warnings: Sylum Universe.
A/N: Feedback is like Chocolate, always wanted and always craved.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the First Day of Christmas My William gave to me…A Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Second Day of Christmas My William gave to me…Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Third Day of Christmas My William gave to me…Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my William gave to me…Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas My William gave to me…FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my William gave to me…Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas My William gave to me…Seven Castillos, Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas My William gave to me…Eight Captain Morgans, Seven Castillos, Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas My William gave to me…Nine Mocambo Soleras, Eight Captain Morgans, Seven Castillos, Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my William gave to me…Ten Nassau Royales, Nine Mocambo Soleras, Eight Captain Morgans, Seven Castillos, Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas My William gave to me…Eleven , Ten Nassau Royales, Nine Mocambo Soleras, Eight Captain Morgans, Seven Castillos, Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my William gave to me…Twelve Stroh Original, Eleven , Ten Nassau Royales, Nine Mocambo Soleras, Eight Captain Morgans, Seven Castillos, Six Cockspurs, FIVE CABANA BOYS!!!!...Four Outriggers, Three RL Seals, Two Dog Fish and a Bottle of Dark Bacardi.
A/N: Yes, They're all Rums. No I haven't tried them all. Found a list of them at the Ministry of Rum.
Marianbri
Will Turner
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