Crossing the Bridge of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author Notes: I do not own any rights to the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or the characters of Eragon. ^-^ Unfortunately. If I did, Galby would be dead already; Nasuada married to Orrin and Murty a poor ol' bachelor. Oh, and Arya would be hopelessly in love with a toad, uh I mean a frog. ^-^ -_-U ^-^ Anyway, I think that this is going to be fun to read and I can't tell you how fun it was to write. I hope you guys like it!!!!!!
One day, Eragon, Arya, Murtagh and Galbatorix were riding along, looking for the enchanted saddle of the Dragons. Suddenly, they came up to a bridge. A funny looking man was standing on the other side, doing nothing. Eragon looked at the others and shrugged. He nudged Snowfire forward. When the stallion's hooves touched the bridge, the man spoke up in a high squeaky voice.
"Stop! What is your name?"
Eragon yanked Snowfire to a stop. "My name is Eragon Shadeslayer, Rider of Saphira Bjartskular," he said hesitantly.
The man smirked. "What is your quest?"
"I seek the Enchanted Saddle of the Dragons."
"What is your favorite color?" Eragon gave the man a strange look then answered,
"Blue."
"You may pass." The man stepped aside and Eragon rode past. Murtagh looked at the others and shrugged.
"I'll go next." He heeled Tornac forward.
"Stop! What is your name?"
"My name is Murtagh son of Morzan, Rider of Thorn," he said in a confident tone.
"What is your quest?" the man wheezed.
"I seek the Enchanted Saddle of the Dragons."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue, no red. AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" At his hesitant answer, Murtagh was pushed off the bridge into the fiery pit that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Arya and Galby paled, but Galby puffed himself up and started forward.
"Stop! What is your name?"
"My name is Galbatorix, King of Alagaësia."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Enchanted Saddle of the Dragons."
"What is the capitol of the Land Beyond the Sea?" Galby blinked at the unexpected question.
"I don't know!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" Galby quickly followed Murty into the fiery pit that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
By now, Arya was seriously creeped out, but she wasn't about to let any of the silly boys show her up at crossing the bridge, so, even though she would have been smarter to just turn around and try to find another way around, she urged her horse forward.
"Stop! What is your name?" the squeaky man eyed Arya and gave her a wicked grin. Obviously he thought she would be an easy target.
"My name is Arya Dröttningu, Princess of Ellesméra and Du Weldenvarden," Arya said in a calm voice.
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the Enchanted Saddle of the Dragons."
"What is the velocity of two sparrows carrying a coconut?"
"Surdan or Du Weldenvarden sparrows?"
The man looked puzzled. "I don't know. AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!" With that, the man was sent to the fiery pit that appeared out of nowhere and Arya and Eragon went on their merry way to find the Enchanted Saddle of the Dragons.