A/N: I just had this idea. I wasn't sure whether to do it or not. I may or may not update until I'm done with iAm Invisible. So, thanks for reading.
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. Period. End of story.
It wasn't true. None of it was. I was sitting on my bed thinking of what Carly had said a while ago.
"Sam may be rude and obnoxious, but she doesn't lie!" (A/N: Or something like that.)
But, she was wrong. Very wrong. I did lie. A lot. And, I know it's obvious that I do. I mean I'm the one who's always in trouble, but usually getting out of it. I must lie sometimes. But, that's not what I'm talking about. I lie about EVERYTHING. And, that's the truth.
To start off with, I'm not a tom boy. I'm a girly girl. When I get home, I change out of my 'tough' clothes and into something frilly and pink. Something long and floral. Something that's even too girly for Carly.
Secondly, I'm not poor. I mean, we're not rich or anything. But, I do live in an upscale neighborhood. With a pretty large house. And a few acres of landscaped…land. Okay, so we're rich.
Next, I don't love meat. I'll eat it. But, for the most part, I'm practically vegetarian. When I'm not at Carly's, that is.
I also don't hate Freddie. I love him. 'Nuff said.
Lastly, I'm not an idiot. I'm smart. I would even go as far as to classify myself as a nerd. I have my own private library. Full of books. I have read the dictionary cover to cover. Twice. I'm worse than a nerd.
I would never admit to any of this, though. And, you want to know why? I don't have a clue. If you figure it out, would you mind telling me?
A/N: It begins short, and I don't really know where I'm going with it. I don't even know why she's lying. I just wanted to try it out. So, don't expect an update any time soon (at least until I figure it out). R & R, BoB.