"So what am I delivering?" Dry Bowser asked as he squinted his eyes.
"Oh... just a couple of items." Master Hand stated as the two were on the sandy beach at the Delfino Plaza, with Dry Bowser dressed up like a delivery man.
"And pray tell, what are these items going to be used for...?" Dry Bowser asked as he rubbed his bony chin with his right hand.
"Well..." Master Hand was about to start when he noticed several Smashers beating each other up, with Captain Falcon using his Falcon Punch on the giant floating glove, sending him blasting off again.
Dry Bowser stared blankly at Captain Falcon, who simply saluted to the skeletal reptile as he then took off in his Blue Falcon, which got smashed by a blue Landmaster, with Fox McCloud popping out and shooting up everyone with his laser gun. Dry Bowser then turned to see the different crates containing several items, placing them away into his charcoal shell as he prepared to head off on his journey, with Princess Zelda farting on the Smashers as she enhanced her flatulence with her Hyrulian magic.
"Why is it that there's always something stupid going on in these stories...?" Dry Bowser muttered to himself as Chrom suddenly appeared in front of him, with a bunch of fish sticks covering the chrome clothed man of steel.
"How do you do, fellow Nintendo character not playable in Smash?" Chrom stated as he munched down on some fish sticks, tilting his head to the right. "What are you doing?"
"Well, I was going to go on a delivery to take the crates I have in my shell to the Smash Manor..." Dry Bowser explained as he brushed back his red hair. "Dare I ask, but... do you want to help?"
"DO I!?" Chrom exclaimed in a high pitched voice as he hugged Dry Bowser, with the reptilian skeleton responding by punching the Fire Emblem swordsman in the face.
But first things first, they needed a way to get out of Isle Delfino. That's when Dry Bowser hired Petey Piranha, who happened to be flying around as the mutated piranha plant hijacked Fox's Landmaster, driving it for Dry Bowser and Chrom. Why didn't they bother to just ask Petey to ride on his back or in his pouch was a mystery beyond logic, because this isn't the time for that.