Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter—or this song. My friend made it up one day when we were bored XD.
Author's Note: My friend wrote this song in school and I told her I would put it up for her but it's been like a year since then so I don't know if she already posted on her fanfiction since I don't know her profile n'stuff. So if you see something like this somewhere else, I swear I did not steal it from them and that I am simply putting this up on here in case she didn't already post it.
Enjoy!
Happy Late Holidays! :D
Jacob-emmettluvr
Voldemort's Christmas Carol
Potter Hunting
(To the tune of Jingle Bombs by Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist)
Warning: XD Slightly O.O.C.
Dashing through the school
With Wormtail the useless rat
I've got a plan to kill
That Harry Potter brat
I've got to get him fast
To save my Horecruxes
That's when I got a random tip
From some portraits in tuxes
Oh Potter Hunting, Potter Hunting
What a fun, new sport
I am doing all I can
To crush that little wart
Oh Potter Hunting, Potter Hunting
What a Christmas joy
It would make my holiday
If I could find that boy
That kid has been a thorn
In my side since birth
Now I've come to see
That he's more trouble than he's worth
A few people may say
That I need a hobby
But do they really think
That I'm as crazy as Dobby
OH Potter Hunting, Potter Hunting,
This will be over soon
I, for one, do not want
This lasting until June
Made by my friend Eryn whose obsession with evil guys
Never ceases to amaze me
USED WITH PERMISSION!