"What's poppin', little bud?" asked Donkey Kong as he waltzed into Diddy's room carrying a delicious coconut cream pie.

Diddy was huddled in the corner, shaking to no end for some mysterious reason. DK was worried so he tiptoed over and examined the issue. Diddy looked up at DK and screamed. DK screamed back and dropped the pie.

"HEY DK! WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THIS SHINY… NEW… A-MEW-LET!?" said the young chimp.

"Well, shiver me nanners!" cried DK. He was shocked to see Diddy behaving in such a bizarre spasm.

"This world is flawed, big buddie. It's time for a new king to take the reins!" Diddy shouted out as he jumped up and ran around the room like a rabid mongoose.

"I am most confused, little buddie," said DK with a terrified expression adorning his face. "Just calm down and we'll figure something out. I'll get Funky to fly us over to Cranky's cabin so we can sort all of this out."

"NUH-UH!" laughed Diddy as he sped up faster and faster. "I'm about to hit hyperdrive on this bad boy, Donkey Dude!" Diddy's legs were getting so faster that they started to glow blue from the friction. His whole body was turning blue as a matter of fact.

"Diddy! My little buddie! The Kremlings will pay!" roared DK. He did some righteous parkour that he learned from playing all that Assassins Creed and launched a Banana Slamma at his sidekick.

Diddy vanished just in time to avoid the punch. He was now moving so fast that not even the eyes could track his position.

"You're too slow!" cackled Diddy as he reappeared right behind DK and delivered a monstrous axe kick to his back. The force of the blow was so strong, it knocked DK's tie clean off his neck.

DK jumped back to his face, still a tidbit dazed, but ready for battle. "You can't get away with this monkey business!"

"I already have, soldier boy!" Diddy said as he tucked his body into a ball and homed in on DK's gut.

The impact of the spinning attack was so volatile, it knocked the banana's straight outta DK. "NOOOO! I was using those!" DK then grabbed a golf club he found lying in the corner and wielded it in his right hand. "AY batta batta! SWING!"

Diddy dodged the club and retaliated with another rolling dive that buried DK deep into the wooden floor. "That's my custom, mate! Get gud, boi!"

"Blimey!" cried DK. He struggled as he squirmed around in between the shattered planks. "It's no use! I'm outta gas… I need bananas…"

"Hey! Yo!" said a voice. "Yeah you!"

"Who?"

"Well, what do you call these?" said a little blue crocodile pointing to a giant pile of luscious nanners.

"Klaptrap?"

"No, dingdong! BANANAS!"

Diddy laughed and ran over Klaptrap. Klaptrap blew up and a tiny squirrel jumped out of his remains. DK wept bitterly for his fallen comrade. He then bulked up his muscles and finally broke free. "I will revenge you!"

Diddy laughed and threw his hat away. It landed on Cappy from Odyssey and this transferred all of the dark, evil powers to Diddy as the lid flew back to his now spiky blue head. Diddy laughed as maniacally as his baseball cap transformed into a Christmas hat. He then grew gloves and creepy sneakers meant for speed. "It's the end times now, homes!"

"Diddy, cease this nonsense!" growled DK. He charged up some more Banana Slammas and flexed his impressive CGI glutes for the camera.

Diddy ran up to DK really, really fast and punched him in the nose. He then jumped out the window and ran into the sunset.

DK ran up to the window and watched Diddy run off into the sunset collecting many ring-shaped bananas and smashing Kremlings. "Dartmouth…" he sighed in desperation. "That madman is after the Chaos Coconuts… I have to warn Cranky."

Will Diddy capture the Chaos Coconuts before Cranky has time to respond? And what will Donkey Kong do if Diddy gets any faster? Find out next time of Diddy X!