Two friends, a Gryffindor and Slytherin, explored the stone corridors of Hogwarts with grins. The two stumbled to a large, ornate double doors. The friends shared a look, before slipping inside and finding themselves in a room filled of possibilities that never happened.
"Oh no." "What?" "This is scary."
Those three phrases, and variations of them, sounded from the girls as they sifted through folders and the unheard possibilities. They unanimously agreed that those romances could not possibly happen or could have, yet it brought an important question to the girls.
What was the most unlikely and strangest (in their humble opinions) romantic pairing?
They searched extensively through the files. After hours, they slowed to a stop when they found a file pushed to the back. Dust lined the edges, the weight far lighter than the others.
"Are you ready," asked the Slytherin, pushing her glasses further up her nose. "This pairing could be the greatest thing or the worst."
"Open it," the Gryffindor said. "We have no other choice."
Thus began the two friends' journey of creating the greatest [humorous!] love story that never happened: Severus Snape and Molly Weasley, also known as Snolly.