Never Tan! Ask Before You Bite! Kiss, Don't Slurp!

by ContemplatingUnderland

I asked Ax what the Yeerkish nickname meant. In English, it meant: "she who drains the hearts of men." I wondered what that really meant when she suddenly appeared in my bed the next morning. Then I figured it out. not what you think. read and find out!

1. Prologue

Declaimer: Not me nor anybody i know own the Animorphs characters. So sad ( But i love the books soooo...DEAL WITH IT! I love you all 3

Prologue

Marco POV

It's kinda funny how irony works. Let me explain it to you. You see, when you have a totally awesome day, and you're feeling great about yourself and your life, the Irony Gods drop a huge bucket of "GOTCHA!" all over your head. I speak from experience because i have about a century's supply of "GOTCHA!" stuffed in a box under my bed. For intance, just as I was getting good grades and my dad got this great job, my mom "dies" and my whole universe is thrown into Hell. Or perhaps, when I was finally picking up the pointy little life-bits around me, a spaceship lands in front of me and my friends and we end up having to save the world from evil alien slugs(which is very bad). Now do you understand the physics of "GOTCHA!"? Sweet, now let me explain to you hoe the oh-so-hilarious Irony Gods drowned the Animorph world in the crap with a prettily-wrapped nightmare named "Addiblelle Knight"...