Warning: This is largely a sh*tpost deriving from all the jokes circulating online about Thanos killing Sora in Kingdom Hearts 3, so it isn't meant to be taken too seriously.

And if anyone asks why I killed off certain characters and not others, I organized them into pairs and coin-flipped- it's random, except for Sora dying and Kairi living, of course. I debated adding Xigbar/Luxu and the other Foretellers, but I decided against it. Maybe the Foretellers were in another dimension unaffected by Thanos' gauntlet and Xigbar was just lucky- who knows.

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On the Destiny Islands, after Kingdom Hearts 3…

Sora looked over at his beloved Kairi, who sat beside him on a branch, gazing at the beautiful sunset of the Destiny Islands.

Once Sora took these moments with Kairi for granted; in fact he had spent so much of his time craving a chance to travel the other lands and worlds, speculating and wondering what he might see.

Nowadays, he simply couldn't wait to get back to the peaceful tranquility of his homeland.

"I'm still so glad I found you, Kairi," Sora tightly held her hand. It'd taken months, but Sora had finally found her after Xehanort had shattered her heart with his keyblade.

Her body had been cast into the Final World, her heart fragmented and scattered to the wind, deposited in a dozen worlds. Only her deep love for Sora and desire to see him again kept her from perishing entirely into the beyond.

It had taken a long time to piece her together, and even then, Kairi had spent a great deal of time comatose as her spirit recovered. And she'd finally woken up yesterday, at the home of her adoptive father, the Mayor of the Destiny Islands.

"I'm so glad," Kairi sniffled. "That I got a chance to be part of your life again." Kairi gave Sora a bear hug.

"You'll always be a part of my life," Sora vowed.

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Five hundred meters away, on a stretch of shoreline where the sands retreated and a large collection of boulders marked the transition between land and sea, a large, hulking purple-skinned Titanian warlord crashed down, after more shenanigans in a battle against the Avengers.

"Damn it, where the hell am I?" Thanos grunted in disorientation, clutching his head painfully.

Climbing to his feet, he saw a large collection of unsuspecting people gathered on the beach some distance away. "Ugh… probably… another overpopulated world. The Infinity Gauntlet seems intact, those damned Avengers aren't anywhere to be seen… so I might as well get to work!"

Lifting his Infinity Gauntlet, Thanos let out a victorious snap.