The tall alien rushed about the TARDIS, mumbling on about timey whimey mumbo jumbo. Rory rolled his eyes and called out to the Doctor, Amy laughing by his side. "Doctor! You do realize that we don't understand a single word you are saying…" The Doctor merely rolled his eyes and continued to tinker with the console of the TARDIS. Amy shrugged and pulled a random lever, taking them to modern day America. She then sauntered out of the TARDIS, calling over her shoulder "Girl's day! Going shopping and don't you dare leave me."

Rory sighed and lumbered over to the couch sitting by the console. He flopped down onto the fluffy chair, his knees splaying wide open. The Doctor's eyes flickered in Rory's direction, his cheeks flushing a dark red. The way Rory was sitting gave The Doctor a way too pleasant view of the Roman's groin. Rory stood with a grin, making his way over to the awkward Time Lord. Rory kept advancing on The Doctor, making him back up against the dashboard of the console.

Rory clasped his hand over the back of The Doctor's neck, pulling him forward to clash their lips together hungrily. The Doctor let out a yelp against Rory's lips before his eyes fluttered shut. The Doctor relaxed in Rory's arms and began to kiss him back just as passionately. "Rory the Roman, what brought this up?" The Doctor managed to gasp. A shudder went through Rory at the sound of that name breathlessly leaving the alien's lips. "You already know of the things you do to me, so why ask?" Rory chuckled and bent down, kissing his way down the Time Lord's chest, unbuttoning his shirt as he did so.

The Doctor arched into his touch, letting out a pleased sigh. Rory grinned against the pale chest before biting down on a fleshy pink nipple. The Doctor threw his head back while letting out a pleased mewl. "Ohn! R-Rory…" Rory grinned widely and pinched his neglected nipple, causing another moan to rush out of his mouth. "St-Stop teasing me, roman!" Rory chuckled and moved his hand over the straining bulge in The Doctor's trousers. The Doctor groaned out of frustration, pushing his hips forward in need of friction.

"Ah, Ah, Ah.." Rory wiggled his finger, letting it brush back and forth over the zipper of The Doctor's pants. The taller male squirmed uncomfortably, a growl rising deep in his chest. "Fuck…" Rory laughed as The Doctor was reduced to a swearing, mewling mess and he hadn't even gone too far yet. Rory then pressed his palm roughly against the Time Lord's groin. The Doctor rutted his hips wildly into Rory's touch, moaning loudly. Rory kissed The Doctor more feverently, pressing the heel of his palm against The Doctor's bucking hips.

"Ah-Ahn! R-Rory, fuck!.." The Doctor's eyes clenches shut as he felt pressure build in his lower regions. "Fu-Fuck! I'm gonna, I'm gonna-" Right as the Doctor was reaching his peak, the doors to the TARDIS opened to reveal Am with her arms full of shopping bags. The Doctor tensed up, letting out a cry of pleasure as he released into his underwear, nearly collapsing to his knees. "MHNN! " Rory looked over to a very shocked and seemingly irritated ginger. Once The Doctor was able to blink the white spots out of his vision, he stood and made his way over to Amy.

The Doctor simply re-opened the doors and placed his hands on her shoulders, guiding her outside of the TARDIS. He closed the door behind her and locked it before turning to Rory with a mischievous smile, rushing forward to him, crashing their lips together once more. The Doctor felt bad for kicking Amy out, but she only got in the way, so it seemed like more of an advantage for Rory and himself anyways.