Shepard, Garrus, and Miranda were dropped into the arena by the Reapers. "Damn, I can't belive we lost to them reapers," garrus spat. MIranda simply sat still and adjusted her breasts.
Suddly a huge pack of Geth led by Thane came charging at them. Ashley was the first to react, swiftly bringing her rifle up and dropping the front Geth. Then Kasumi appeared behind her and stabed her, then violently jerked her sword up and down cutting ashley in half vertically. Wrex's booming laughter was heard from his Throne overlooking the arena. Shepard smiled, "I always hated that idiot."
Kaiden was the next to die when Thane easily broke his neck... Shepard then took command after watching so many of his squad die. Hard swap to the Geth Prime! Garrus and Miranda swiftly changed their targets killing the Prime before any healer could react. Then Shepard stunned Thane with his rifle but and kicked Kasumi in the balls. WIth both of their leaders incapacitated the Geth fell rapidly. Garrus and Miranda focused their fire while Chakwas kept them healed. Shepard ran around vanishing bullets and and incapacitating targets. Soon all that was left was Thane and Kasumi. Garrus pulled out his Widow and shot Kasumi in the head, it exploded. Thane died as Miranda choked him with her biotics.
As they sat still catching their breaths Jacob popped out and tried to Shank Miranda. Unfortunately he slipped on some watermelon and choked on the Chicken Wing in his mouth and died.
Mordin came out with Samara next and sent out a wave of genetically modified Vorcha. They shot lasers from their eyes and from other places too. Shepard pulled out her Cain and launched a nuke killing everyone. Samara didn't die though she had a biotic field up and she threw a warp at Vega, eailly cutting him in half. Then she began chaneling a biotic attack on Miranda, but Shepard kicked her cast. She then began backpeddling as she tried to recast her spell, but it was on cooldown. So shepard shot her in the face and killed her and laughed.
The rest of the team came out next, but garrus killed all of them with his spikes except for liara who he grabbed to enjoy later. Shepard, Garrus, and Miranda went back to their base and had a party with Wrex. Garrus took Liara to the back room for sex, but Miranda intervened and had sex with Garrus instead. THey both enjoyed it and Shepard got pregnant. Shepard had the baby and it was a Krogan, garrus was mad and said "you cheated on me you dirty skank". Shepard said that he didn't and that it must have been because Garrus borrowed a used condom from Wrex. He agreed that that was proply why. Garrus said he would love the kid no matter what.
Miranda joined them later and they all had a huge pizza party with Wrex. THey were a happy family finally and the reapers were defeated. Shepard went back to Earth with her lover Garrus and they rebuilt vancoover and lived in a giant tower where they sniped civilians for fun because of Shepard's specter status. Garrus enjoyed shooting women and children the most because he hated humans except shepard and wrex.
Liara lived with Miranda where they had lots of hot lesbian action and ran their Shdow broker business on the side. They started a successful adult video empire where they stared in videos for the next thousand years because of mirandas genetic modifications until liara died and Miranda got back together with shepard cuz garrus died too.
One day shepard came home and shot miranda in the face, he was the last survivor of the normandy crew and she was happy. She then killed herself and finally there was no more of the oringinal normanday crew who defeated the reapers. Wrex came over and found out miranda wasn't dead so he took her as his wife. The End.