If Twilight was real

by bandgeek9

A poem about what would happen if the world of Twilight came alive.

If Twilight was real, the Cullens alive,

Could the true vampires still strive?

I think not

They would rather rot

Than live in a world where fangs are outdated

And coffins overrated

And fangirls rule the Earth

Dracula would fall on a stake

Lestat would stay out to bake

Louis would finally decide

To commit suicide

And Angel would never destroy his pride

By sparkling outside

When red eyes became old

They'd be replaced by gold

Claudia would meet her end

If glitter was the new trend

Every vampire would die of shame

If Edward was their source of fame

If Twilight was real…

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A/N: Yes, this poem is anti-Twilight, as am I. Flames are welcome! I think they're hilarious and after I'm done laughing at you, I'll thank you for reviewing.