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"It was his bloody fault damn it!"

"Peter, watch your language. Lucy is here," Susan gushed hurriedly while trying to pull Peter back from jumping on Caspian.

"Why is this happening?" Edmund panicked as he did the same thing to Caspian as Susan was to Peter.

"This is so gay," declared Lucy.

The four figures were utterly shocked, standing frozen like a statue, surprised with what came out of her mouth.

"Yeah you heard me, this is SO gay. Why can't you two just admit you're attracted to each other instead of constantly arguing with each other," Lucy continued.

Peter and Caspian glared daggers at each other. Edmund and Susan let go of the men. "That is ridiculous," Caspian announced angrily.

Susan smiled and spoke, "You know what, and it actually makes sense with all the–"

"Shut up, Susan," Peter cut her off. He marched forward to Caspian and turned to look at Lucy. "You think I'm attracted to him? Seriously, this selfish ignorant rat –"

"Bloody hell you prick, yeah I think you are attracted to me, you keep on asking for my attention," Caspian finally defended himself.

"Me? You are the one who wants me, don't you? Keeping arguments to certain level so I would seek revenge. You just want my attention."

"Your attention? Please Peter, if I were to get attention, especially from men, I have my standards. Less likely you."

Because the conversation started to become weird, Susan, Edmund and Lucy escaped their way out from these two lads.

"Ha, and you think you're my standard? Forgive me for wanting a handsome fella." Peter yelled.

"I'm an handsome fella, you just won't admit it."

"You're preposterous, Caspian, why would I consider you handsome you ugly fish. You're just saying that to yourself because you're jealous of me."

"Oh I'm jealous of you? I'm jealous of you? This is funny. I hate you."

"It's because you secretly want to have sex with me."

"You are an asshole, Peter. I'd rather do me myself than to do it with you."

"You're just in denial."

"No, Peter, you're in denial. You keep going on with this perverted conversation because you want to push me into doing it with you."

"Is it working?"

"Absolutely… wait what?" and by then Peter jumped on Caspian and kissed him vigorously.

"Let's hook up."

"Gladly."

A/N: I'm sorry if it's bad. English is my second language.