Decided to take a little break on Sonic Adventure 3 so I came up with an idea while watching the hangover last night. This is completely meant as a stupid side thing or whatever, has nothing to do with SA3 universe. Characters are the same age though. Enjoy!

"Sonic, I'm really not sure about this," Amy was telling Sonic as they lay on the sofa together. "This Sunday is the biggest day of our lives, I don't want any complications…"

"You worry too much," he said pecking her forehead. "Us guys like our bachelor parties, that's all. You really think I wouldn't make the wedding?"

"Of course not but… guys technically tend to get pretty fucked up in Vegas."

"Amy! I'm not going to let anything interfere with the most important day of my life." He smiled at her, reassuringly.

"If you say so…" She kissed him.

A car horn honked outside. Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow were waiting. Tails got out of the convertible and stood on the hood. "Let's go Sonic, this is your party! The booze and bitches await! Ugh!" He did a set of pelvic thrusts with his hands behind his head. "Yeah!"

The passing neighbors all turned to stare at Tails, looking at him as if he was some filthy animal carrying a disease.

"Sit down, you idiot," Shadow growled through clenched teeth, looking at the surrounding people. "You're making us look retarded."

Amy looked at Sonic as he got up and crossed her arms. "See why I should be concerned?"

"Oh come on!" Sonic said, getting his suitcase. "If he wants to get fucked up that's his decision. I on the other hand, have a bride to marry, and I will make sure that I am 100% for it." And he kissed her goodbye, pulling his suitcase out the front door.

5 minutes later

"Tails you're an idiot," Sonic said as they set off for Vegas. "Why did you have to do that? Now Amy's worried that I'm gonna get drunk and go on a rampage or something."

"I personally don't see why we have to drive all the way to Vegas," Knuckles said. "I mean… your wedding's going to be like, the biggest party in Station Square. Plus, it's not good for me to evade my duty as the Master Emerald's protector…"

"I've got a better question," Shadow said, as he drove. "Why do you let Tikal discourage you like this?"

"I don't…" Knuckles said, trying to avoid the subject. "She's right though, I guess."

For a couple months now, Knuckles had been in his first relationship… with the only other person within close range of Angel Island: Tikal. And it wasn't going well for him.

"You are such a tool!" Sonic said. "You let her dictate everything you do! She should guard it once in a while so you can get a life! Do you even like her?"

"Not really…" He muttered. "I just get emotionally needy up there sometimes, being all alone and all…"

Sonic didn't say anything else. He actually felt bad for him, having to guard an emerald for the rest of his life, unable to break away from it to be happy. Shadow seemed to think as much to but Tails however, kept talking.

"Let me guess," he said. "You had to tell her you're going somewhere else instead of Vegas?" He rolled his eyes and nodded. "So, what kind of place is deserving of the attention of a guardian who's supposed to be on duty?"

"I'm telling her we're going to see a martial arts tournament," he said. Tails broke into laugher but Sonic nudged him, and he shut up.

3 hours later

"We have arrived!" Tails yelled, standing up in his seat as they saw the lights in the pitch black night. It was truly a magnificent sight. As they drove through the streets of Vegas, they looked up at the tall buildings and bright lights. The fact that they would only be there one night bothered Sonic; there was enough fun in this town to last him a lifetime. They parked in front of the fanciest hotel in the city and walked inside, up to the counter.

"Look Shadow, I really feel guilty about you paying so much for this…" Sonic started to say. Shadow ignored them and asked for the most expensive suite with 4 bedrooms.

"You want a bachelor party or not hedgehog?" Shadow asked.

"Thanks a lot man," Sonic said.

"Don't mention it."

After dumping their stuff off at their luxurious room, Shadow proposed they have a drink on the roof. And so, the four of them stood on the hotel roof, above the action-packed city beneath them. Knuckles passed around shot glasses while Shadow poured out the Brandy. "Gentlemen," he said, holding up his glass. "We are here this night because Sonic the Hedgehog has finally ended his days of being a pussy, and is giving in to the attraction he has harbored for his pink counterpart all these years. Hurrah, and all that. I'm proud of you."

"You and me both," Knuckles said. "I'm glad you've found yourself in a happy, healthy, relationship… unlike me."

"Tool," Tails coughed. "Well, congratulations Sonic. I can't believe my best friend is getting married!"

"Thanks guys," Sonic said. "It means a lot to have my best friends out here with me. Let's make this a night we shall not easily forget." They clinked their glasses together.

Kinda rushed into it but its only a thing off the top of my head so what the hell? R&R. I'll update another chapter or two then whether or not I keep going depends on whether you guys review or not.