Dissing-you-claimer: This is my attempt upon improving my sick and fucked up fanfiction. It still takes place in my own(more fucked up) universe of Chode GayAss(Passion of Pawn also takes place in that universe lawl). Feel free to rape me in the ass with your comments after reading this shit! HERE I GO!

Lelouch's Happy Adventures

Chapter 1: Welcome to Clovisland!

-"Karen, honey. I seriously think this is a bad idea." – Said Lelouch, while nervously shaking at same time.

-"Oh, don't be such a pussy, Lulu." – Said Karen, while holding Lelouch's arm.

-"I'm not a pussy! It's just that…I murdered Clovis. So I feel a little uneasy walking into a amusement park created by him and named by him."

Karen and Lelouch were standing before entrance to Clovisland. There were many happy couples, parents with children and even some lone people coming in. It was very noisy, which didn't help Lelouch chill out at all.

-"Oh, c'mon! It can't be that bad! Once we get on some ride, or start having fun with some other things, you will forget all about it." – Said Karen, and and started pulling him toward the entrance.

-"Oh, okay. But we will not be staying long. And stop pulling my arm!"

Upon entering the park, Lelouch started feeling even worse. It was so because Clovis' face was everywhere. On every ride and attraction, in every bar, even on the doors to the toilets. Clovis was everywhere. However, Lelouch tried to mask the fact that he wants to puke, because he didn't want to worry Karen, and ruin her good time.

And oh boy, wasn't she having a good time. First they hopped on on a huge rollercoaster ride, then have gone to a haunted house, and lastly thy got on a tea cup ride. It was after this, that Lelouch excused himself to the toilet. In there, he met two familiar persons: Prince Odysseus U Britannia and…Rival.

-"Oi, Lelouch! You are here too? That's great! We can have some fun together!" – Said Rival while washing his hands. Odyseuss was doing the same.

-"Rival?!" – Lelouch's sight landed on Odysseus. – "This is…"

-"Ah, don't mind me, please. I'm Odysseus U Britannia." – Said Britannian prince smiling. – "So, you're friends with Rival? If so, us three can have a great time." – Said Odysseus, still smiling.

-"Uh…actually, I'm here on a date, your highness." – Said Lelouch, but right after that he realized that it was a mistake.

-"Whaaaat?! You have a girlfriend, Lelouch?!" – Shocked expression appeared on Rival's face. – "So, that's why I haven't been seeing you around lately! You were busy being lovely dovey with your girl!"

-"Uh, yeah."

-"Can you introduce us to her? I want to see what she's like!

-"This is BAD!" – Thought Lelouch. – "Rival knows that Karen is a terrorist! What will happen if he sees her with me? Will he think that I'm a terrorist too? Maybe not only that, but he will also report us to the authorities! And even Odysseus is here! That's not goo…"

-"So, Lelouch? Will you introduce her to us?" – Asked Rival again.

-"Um…okay. But later. We can meet before the big fountain at the center of the park. Okay?"

-"Oka…" – Before Rival managed to finish, Lelouch ran out of the toilet.

-"So, Lulu. Should we continue…Hey! What are you doing!" – Shouted Karen.

Lelouch grabbed her by the hand, and started running away with her.

-"Why are we running?!" – Asked Karen, while trying to catch up with Lelouch. He was running unusually quickly for someone with such low stamina like him.

-"Rival is here! Along with his new friend Odysseus U Britannia! We must get out of her fast!"

They were almost at the exit, when suddenly Clovis himself appeared on every screen in the park.

-"MY loyal subjects of Area 11! I, Clovis…HAVE RETURNED!"

-"WHAT THE HELL?!" – Shouted Lelouch. He was shocked to see that the one he murdered has came back from the dead! It didn't even occurred to him (nor to anyone else in the park) that this Clovis might be a fake. It was probably because they are all morons.

-"I will be throwing a party at Kamakura Beach! Everyone is invited!" – Said Clovis while smiling happily.

-"This is the end." – Lelouch fell on his knees. – "He must know that I'm Zero! I'm doomed!"

TO BE CONTINUED (Maybe)!

Well, it didn't turn out very funny. But I swear that the next chapter will be funnier!

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