A/N: I do not own Naruto, the Stars Wars Characters, and also the mama jokes used here
Meeting a new predator
It was a cool morning in Konoha. Konoha seemed peaceful, except for one thing.
"ALRIGHT!" Naruto screamed. "It's Sunday! I should have a Ramen sundae for breakfast."
When Naruto approaches the Ramen Shop, he spots a 'Close' sign up ahead.
"NNOO!! WHY!! Why must someone ruin the best day ever!!" Naruto questioned sadly.
"What do you mean? The stores open Naruto," says the man that owns the ramen shop.
"Oh, my bad," Naruto felt embarrassed. He takes a closer look at which sign the store indicates as closed. It was a book store and Kakashi was crying next to it.
"There you are," says Sakura. "We need you two to do a mission with me."
IN TSUNADE'S OFFICE
"What's the danger Old Tsunade?" Naruto asked as he hurried into her office.
"The only danger is that you are going to make me angry by clearly describing me as an old person. Okay let's get to business. The mission for Team Kakashi is that you have to transport these ingredients to the mist village."
"Sounds like a boring mission," complained Naruto.
"What's the rank for mission," Kakashi said in a humorous way.
"A Rank. These spices don't grow back until the next two years. BE CAREFUL. Can you relate to that Naruto?" Tsunade angrily asked.
"Depends on the person that is talking to me," answered Naruto.
"Just do your mission you imbecile," groaned Tsunade
"I find that offensive, you must now apologize to me." Naruto smiles at Tsunade
"Not happening. One more crack like that mister and you are gonna be flying outta here."
"Gasp!! It is possible to use those words in a sentence like that," Naruto screeched.
"OUT!!" Tsunade yelled.
AT THE FRONT GATE
Kakashi ensures that everyone is ready.
Kaashi calmly says, "Okey-dokey y'all set and ready to roll, literally." He lays prone to the floor and starts rolling out of the gate onto the dirt road up ahead.
IN THE DEATHSTAR
Darth Vadar tells his apprentice that he found a silly village filled with 'Ninja.'
"I hear that these 'ninja' have fire, water, lightning, and earth powers," says Darth Vadar in a wondering voice. "They have my favorite spices for my recipe. My chili need to perfected."
In his mind: "WHAT'S IN THE WONDER BAAAALLLLLLL?"
"This is not Soulcaliber IV anymore. Let's forget it," the apprentice suggested.
"No I'll go and see myself." Darth Vadar walk to the garage where all the star fighters are. "I must do what is best, for my stummy."
The apprentice rolls his eyes. "Ohh boy."
SAKURA, NARUTO, AND KAKASHI ON THE DIRT ROAD TO THE MIST VILLAGE
"Ok let's take a break," Kakashi said.
"Ohh man I thought you would have never said that." Naruto feels very relieve that they can take a break. He runs to a bush and jumps in it.
"Naruto what are doing there," asked Sakura. Suddenly she could her Naruto grunting and gasping for air. Then lots of farting sound came out. "Ohh geez!" Sakura faints and lays there on the ground next to the smelly bush.
"Man, nothing feels better than being renewed after a long twenty pound dump," Naruto happily says with relief. "That bush is gonna die tomorrow."
Soon the party gets back together and sets up camp.
"I'll get the firewood and light IT up with my flaming, hot jutsu," Naruto said.
"I set up the tents," Sakura groaned. Kakashi says, "And I'll gather the firewood."
"Hold up mister I thought I was doing that," Naruto glared at Kakashi. "Well EX-CUSE ME, I just wanted to help. That's okay if you wanna do it yourself Naruto," argued Kakashi.
"Man your making a big deal out of this, you could just say okay and not say anything," Naruto suggested.
When Naruto came back with the firewood he realized that a group of strange looking ninja are there with Kakashi and Sakura tied together.
"Okay." Naruto drops the firewood and cries out, "Rasengan!" He targets the firewood. There was a huge explosion and the fire wood was scattered throughout the whole campsite and was lit on fire. "Okay firewood is here," informed Naruto.
"Oh no! Don't worry guys I'll save you." Naruto takes out a kunai and inhales a deep breath. One of the ninja steps forward and looks at Naruto. Naruto is still inhaling for a long time. The ninja take a step back with fear.
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"Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a gamecube it turned into a GAMEBOY!" Naruto first fired an insult at them. The audience starts whooping for Naruto.
"I can handle this," says the rogue Ninja. "Your mama is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it read 'one at a time please'."
Kakashi says, "Ohhh man that has gotta hurt."
"Fine well done. Your mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Ohhh WHAT! Eat It Eat IT!"
"Man we're done lets get outta here," says the ninja. All the ninja walk away from the campsite.
"We shall never speak of this to Tsunade," whispered Sakura. Naruto was celebrating his victory behind her.
"Man that was hard, I depleted a lot of chakra for that." Naruto went to his tent to drink some water.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! There was no use of a jutsu in that battle, there was only words. HOW COULD YOU USE YOUR CHAKRA?!" Sakura angrily questioned Naruto.
"It's not as easy as it looks. You have to think about what your going to say-"
"Okay that's enough lets get some and be glad that Naruto did a favor for us," said Kakashi.
IN THE MORNING AT THE CAMPSITE
Naruto wakes up because he hears to clashing and destruction nearby his campsite. Once he steps outside the tent he can see Kakashi and a mysterious man in a Darth Vadar suit fighting.
"OHH Sweet nib-lites, it's Darth Vadar!" Naruto easily recognized the man.
"Who?" asked Sakura.
"Dude! You rock I love your movies, must have autograph!" demanded Naruto.
"Take the spices and run, I'll hold him off!" Kakashi toses the spices at Naruto.
"NOOO! There goes my perfect chili!" Darth Vadar uses his force powers on Naruto but it gets interrupted by Kakashi. So Darth Vadar picks up Kakashi with his force powers and throws him away like a piece of crap.
But then Naruto hugs Sakura for cover.
"GET OFF ME NARUTO, I feel so insecure now and forever." Sakura gets angry but snuggles up to Naruto.
"WHOA!! Alright." Naruto feels relived until he sees that Sakura has readied a punch for him. He gets punched hard and flies to Darth Vadar. (Butt first hits him). Darth Vadar gets furious and picks up Naruto with his force powers.
"OOH ACK ACK ACK!!" Naruto starts choking and he is strainging and moving too much. As Naruto chokes he farts.
"ACK ACK (fart) ACK (fart) (fart) ACK."
Darth Vadar laughs with joy until he inhales the fart. Now he starts choking because the fart smells like rotten eggs with expired milk.
"ACK ACK ACK." He puts down Naruto as he is choking and falls to the floor.
"Time to finish this," Naruto confidently says.
He pulls down his pants and tries to fart. He forcing something out and it appears to be a piece of poo in a shape to a perfect, circular rock. It lands on the part where Darth Vadar breathes. He falls under severe unconsciousness and Sakura returns to Naruto with the spices.
"OHH MAN! I think my appetite was completely destroyed," cries Sakura.
"Kakashi you can come out now, he unconscious except for Naruto's smell." Kakashi comes out and he faints. Suddenly the spices smell bad because the fused with the fart of Naruto.
"OHH NO! The mission a failure now, NARUTO!!" Sakura punches Naruto but he dodges it and hugs her. Before that happens she knees him in the knee and he falls down.
They later returned back to Konoha and try to explain everything to Tsunade. Unfortunately she didn't believe.
Due to Naruto's fart Kakashi was diagnosed with nose that forced him to get nose surgery. Sakura couldn't eat breakfast, brunch, lunch, brinner, or dinner for 2 days. And Naruto was completely exhausted for letting out too much fart.