Getting familiar with the Familiar
Okay, this is the second part of Try This Blow Pop! It's the story of the party and not the prep. I wonder what Naruto's friends will do when they see Gaara on his arms and with those ears of his? I think things are gonna get interesting.
Naruto's POV
I hear Big and Loud coming from my cell and I just can't help but dream of the little cats falling off of the heart pillar. I think Gaara and I replaced Sawyer and Danny though. Ha, I would love to see Gaara try to sing in a dress, no one couldn't laugh at that. I kinda feel bad for them though. All they wanted was to get to live a nice life but that little creep couldn't share the spot light. Why am I even dreaming this?
"Naruto, your phone is ringing. Get it." I hear from next to me after a shift in my bed. Oh yeah, that's someone's ringtone for me. I can't seem to remember who it was though. It must have been someone I think is like Darla, big and loud…
"Fuck, that's Sakura's ringtone!" I jump up and get my phone. I must have pushed Gaara off the bed because now he's on the floor in his cat form and is looking pissed at me.
"Sorry Gaara. Moshi Moshi?" I answer the phone with very little grace cause, it's upside down. I flip it to hear right.
"…days and you never pick up! What the hell man?!" Sakura yells. I think I liked it better the other way.
"I'm sorry Sakura; I didn't hear the first part. What happened?" I smile weak into the phone and rub the back of my head. Wrong answer.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT YOU KNOW THAT?! I SAID WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN THESE PAST 2 DAYS?!" I could hear every word that time even with my phone an arm's length away. Wait, 2 days? I pull the phone back toward my ear so I can talk.
"Wait, I saw you just yesterday. You dropped off the party stuff and called me gay." I know it was just yesterday because I'm still not happy about that last part. But seeing as what happened right after that, I kinda get it why she would say that. I look over at Gaara sitting on my counter licking himself. He looks up at me almost to say, 'what?' I really don't like cats.
"Are you on drugs? That was 3 days ago. We've all been calling you for the past 2 days to try and get you to tell us how the party is looking but you won't answer your phone, the door or emails. What the hell have you been doing?" I know Sakura is wondering about it but now I am too. It's been 3 days?! That means the party is tomorrow! (Authors note: I tried to keep everything in actual chronological order but even I can't keep up with me so if I'm off, sorry.)
"Holy fuck, the party is tomorrow!" I cry. I can't believe it.
"NO shit. You really are on drugs aren't you? Just come open the door in 10 cause I'm gonna be there with everything." And with that the line went dead. I can't believe me and Gaara haven't left my bed in 3 days!
"Gaara, what the hell! You kept me here for 3 days?!" I turn back to him and grab him by the scruff of his neck. He just looks at me with a blank stare.
"Well?!" Still nothing. I give up. He doesn't talk in his cat form I guess. I drop him and he just walks over to my bed and jumps up. Half way through his just he shifts back human and still naked belly flops down. He rolls over and looks at me with those eyes and I shiver a bit.
"I was having too much fun to just let you go. Your grades or job won't be that affected. I called then when you were asleep and told them you got the flu so all of your homework will be there when you go back. That Tsunade lady was pissed but she actually seemed kinda concerned for you. Nice lady." He just doesn't seem to care about anyone but himself. What kind of familiar does that? Ha, like I would know. I still don't get why he's even with me. Wait, what am I too him? I mean we haven't left this room in 3 days. So do all familiars do this or did I just get a pervy one? Wait, why did I let him keep me for 3 days? Does this make me gay? I keep going back to that once we stop to get some rest but these thoughts never last too long because I didn't get much rest anyway. God, how did I last that long without food or water?
Gaara's POV
Wow, I wonder how he doesn't realize it. I'm sitting here just watching him as he ponders yet again what his sexual preference is. I don't know how he can be so tan and still so transparent. He's really lucky he's cute or those dumb looks he makes wouldn't nowhere near as attractive. Maybe I should help him out some.
"You're not gay. Just because you sleep with a man, doesn't mean you love men. Plus, I'm a male cat so you're really just into bestiality." I tell him.
"That's not what I'm worrying about right now…WAIT, WHAT!?" he didn't even know that much? Wow. I just smirk a bit and roll back over in his bed. I think I'm gonna sleep today and get my strength back. He's still going on about something but I tune him out and go back to sleep.
Naruto's POV
I can never win with this damn cat. And I'm not into bestiality! He attacked me! I didn't exactly fight much but still. I don't have time for this, I need to go and get things done. I go to my closet and I start wondering, where should I go? I need to go get my classwork for the past 3 days, go make sure Tsunade doesn't want to castrate me, get the party things from Sakura and talk to my parents about the party.
I go with my parents first. They won't want to kill me like all the other people I have to see today.
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Okay, I think I'm gonna just leave it at this little taste of story. I got a bit of writer's block right now so I will get back to this soon once it starts coming back to me. I really don't have anything but a basic outline of what I want to do with this new story anyway but I know I have to do it to please all the wanton minds out there who want to know why Naruto has a magical beast ravishing him and why his parents are a part of it. I hope you like this so far and please enjoy and review to help me out. Je ne loves!