Sato Kururgi stood in his apartment watching as a two groups of ninja battled each other in the street in front of his house. Both groups were firing jutsus willy-nilly.A stray water jutsu knocked the roof of a house onto the street. It splashed water on his house.
And his wife wondered why he didn't like living in the Elemental Countries.
An earth jutsu sent a pillar of dirt through the window on his right passing through the roof. The wall cracked open.
And his wife wondered why he didn't like living in the Five Great Shinobi Countries.
One of the shinobi on the Konoha side let loose a fireball that burned down the general store next to his house. His building caught fire.
And his wife still wondered why he didn't like living in the Land of Fire.
The Suna shinobi sent out a barrage of kunai with explosive notes at the Konoha shinobi who were in front of his house. The second story caved in, leaving him standing on a unstable floorboard.
And his wife still didn't understand why he didn't like living in Konoha
The supportless floorboard broke, plummeting him to the ground, And his wife would never understand why he didn't like living here. The insurance rates were through the roof.