Author's Note:
Members of the MLP and GF Fandoms! I, SnappyDragon, will give you what you all crave! Behold!
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That's right, folks! What you see here in front of you is a Fanfiction! But not just any Fanfiction. A MLP and GF crossover!
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But what more? A Fanfiction about everyone's favorite Dream Demon; Bill Cipher himself!
(Cheering intensifies, and Fangirls faint left and right)
Please, please, control yourselves.
(Audience dies down, and looks expectantly at Snappy)
Anyway, without further ado I present….. THE TRIANGLE EFFECT!
The Pony Fleshbags
Bill was mad. Very mad. So mad he felt the urge to give that one little kid in Rhode Island the most terrifying nightmare of his puny mortal life.
Why was Bill so mad? It was because his plan to get the Journal failed tremendously. It involved forks, a fake wedding cake, puppets, and lots of pyrotechnics. Oh, he HATED it when his plans failed at the sweaty hands of those silly human fleshbags.
It then occurred to him that his plans for the future might not work out at all.
It's a terrifying thing to a villain to realize that their evil plans might not work before he even set them in motion. But now that Bill failed to get the Journal, a fundamental element of his plan was missing.
Of course, he would find other ways to succeed. In the back of his insane mind, he was already formulating another plan to keep things going. In the meantime, though, he would have to wait and watch quietly while that accursed Pine Tree with his noodle legs and his twin, Shooting Star, unraveled more of the secrets of Gravity Falls. It was only a matter of time before they discovered the Blindeye.
Time. That was something Bill had too much of on his four-fingered hands. And he needed something to do with it. It was time for a trip around the many universes.
But this wasn't a vacation. Oh, no. It was a "plan B", as those fleshbags called it. He would take over some random, easy world, so if his plans to rule Earth somehow failed, he could always double back on that other world that he had already taken over and just rule that until the Pines family DNA was blotted out of human genetics. It could take hundreds, maybe thousands of years, but Bill would have that other world to occupy his time with.
But which would he choose?
After searching the galaxies and the universes for an easy world, he finally stumbled upon a small one that appeared to be permanently stuck in medieval times.
Using the hidden triangles within that world as surveillance cameras, he quickly learned that the dominant species were fat, ugly, fleshy creatures. But instead of calling themselves "humans", they called themselves "ponies". Those little horses that were forced to carry the humans on their backs on Earth. How they managed to become stronger than those actually powerful creatures, like the griffins or dragons, he didn't know.
That is, until he saw their monarch.
She towered above the other ponies. Ridiculous, rainbow hair flowed slowly along her white neck. Two huge wings were upon her back, and a long horn was set in the middle of her forehead. A large sun-shaped "Cutie Mark", as these ponies called them, was upon her flank. It was no wonder why the dragons and griffins, in their pathetically low intelligence didn't want to mess with her. Oh, and there was another one, a navy pony, but she wasn't as powerful as her elder sister.
He descended through their atmosphere, black hands on his sides, and glanced around the gloomy forest he found himself in. If he didn't live in the Mindscape and was used to creepy things, he probably would have been nervous in these woods. But still. What could possibly harm Bill Cipher?
And then he realized it. He wasn't in the Mindscape.
Blinking his eye in confusion, he looked around at the creepy forest. Though obviously creepy, it was not gray in any way. Looking through his triangle "cameras", he noticed a pink pony was shaking all over. Five other ponies rushed over and asked what was wrong, to which the pink pony responded with; "I don't know, but it's a DOOZY!"
Bill let out his famous, insane laugh; "Ah hahahahahaha!" He knew the "doozy" was probably him. But now was not the time for humor. He was already formulating an evil plan.
To take over this pitiful excuse of a world, he would need to destroy the opposition. The alicorn monarch, Princess Celestia, was heavily guarded by, well, guards. He knew that, even for a being of his power, it would be very difficult to destroy such a heavily-guarded and powerful ruler. Not to mention boring and cliche'd. So he had a better, much more evil idea.
Step one: Gain trust of the six champions, the "Elements of Harmonicas" or something
Step two: Wait until monarch is not very well-guarded, perhaps during social gathering
Step three: Destroy the trust and hearts of the six champions by defeating monarch in one fell swoop, as the fleshbags say
Step four: Sit back and enjoy show
It was much more exciting this way.
Author's Note:
Ay? Ay? Well, is this good or not? Should I continue? Do I capture the true essence of Bill's character? Will you review? Answer my questions by reviewing!
Snappy… AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!