"DRINK YOUR MILK, ED", Winry yelled, threatening him with a wench.
"I DON'T WANT TO, IT'S GROSS, IT TASTE'S LIKE..." Ed couldn't finish his sentence because Winry had already slammed the wench down onto his head.
"That's what lil bitches get for not drinking their milk", Winry said, throwing the wench over her shoulder.
"Winry! I don't drink my milk and you beat me with a wench?!" Ed moaned rubbing the lump already forming on his head.
"What's so bad about milk, ed?"
"It comes from a cows... nipples", he whispered the final word, embarrassed to say it infront of Winry.
"COW'S nipples, eh?" An idea struck Winry's mind and she emptied out the glass of milk. "Come here" she grabbed Ed's shirt and started to lift it up.
"Hey! What do you think your doing?" He squirmed against Winry, pushing her away.
"Stay still, will you?" Winry shouted, giving Edward a warning glance towards to wench. Ed huffed then settled down, allowing Winry to remove his shirt.
"Now, just don't move, alright?" Winry said grabbing Ed's nipple and squeezing it firmly.
"Winry! Stop that!" Ed shot up and tried to push Winry's hand away.
"No, give me a minute", Winry said, letting the milk from Edward's nipple enter the glass.
"There", she said finally, letting go of Edward and allowing him to shuffle away awkwardly. "Try this".
"I'M NOT DRINKING THAT", Ed shouted, "IT CAME FROM..."
"You", Winry finished, "now drink it before you get a wench to the brain"
"Too late for that", he spoke under his breath. Edward took the glass from Winry and circled it curiously. It looked like normal milk. He took a breath and drank it.
"Well?" Winry asked after no response from Ed
"It's amazing", he answered, shocked.
"Let me try", Winry took the cup excitedly and downed the rest. "Wow, your right! We need more"
She went to milk Ed some more but he put his hand up to stop her.
"No, it hurts, give me a day"
"NO", she yelled, "I NEED MORE ED JUICE NOW"
Ed was taken aback by Winry's reaction. Sure, it tasted nice but- that nice?
Winry was on top of him clawing at him to get more milk, sucking on his nipples.
"WINRY!" He shouted
"What's all the noise in here?.. Fullmetal?" Hughes entered to see Winry on top of Ed sucking ferociously at his nipple. "Wow, erm, I didn't know you were... Into that... Ed"
"WHAT, NO!"
"It's not like that colonel, you see, Ed's milk is the most amazing thing in the world, try it!"
"Well, if you insist, Winry", now Ed was stuck with Hughes sucking on his nipple too. "Your right, Winry! Havoc, Hawkeye, Fury! Get in here! You have to try Ed's milk"
An hour later after everyone in the building had had a taste of Edward's milk, Ed thought maybe he should have just drunk the darn milk in the first place.