One summer day Lammy got so bored with screaming at death, on Monday morning she didn't even get up.

"Most accidents happen in the home," she muttered darkly as warm sun shone warm rays of light onto her bed. "I'll die somehow."

Lammy stayed in bed until noon when her back started to hurt. She suddenly shot out of bed.

Explosive bed sores, Lammy thought in panic. Sad how in Happy Tree Town, death could come from anywhere.

Lammy paced around her room for a bit until she got bored.

What can I do today that won't kill me? She thought crossly.

After a little more pacing Lammy found her answer.

My computer!

Lammy hopped on her computer chair and pressed the 'ON' button on her pc and monitor.

She crossed her legs comfortably as her admin sign-in box came up.

Lammy X'd out of the log-in window and let her desktop load. She hummed a little tune while she waited..

Finally she clicked on her Internet Exploiter and typed in Gloogle: Fan.

Her first search result was a place called (happy tree network)

To Lammy's shock there was a category called Happy Tree Friends.

Lammy clicked on it to find multitudes of Happy Tree Fanfictions.

"Where the hell is this from!"She shrieked. "And how did they know I like Mime!"

Lammy sat in L (Deathnote) position for hours, reading page after page of dirty Happy Tree Friends secrets.

"What...the...fuck"

At about 6 am the next day, Lammy's back began to hurt. She ignored this and continued reading.

At 12 pm Lammy's back hurt even more. Still, Lammy ignored this, too engrossed by her discovery.

At 10pm that same day, Lammy's back, eyes and fingers hurt terribly. Stupidly, Lammy continued to ignore her pain.

Lammy sat for months locked in her house reading all of the HTF fanfictions she could, ignoring her agonized back, eyes and fingers.

It was finally Spring of next year when-

SPLAT

"AAIEEE! OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Lammy screeched as her spine tore through her back muscles,weak from crouching.

And if that was bad-

SNAP,SNAP,SNAP,SNAP,SNAP!

Lammy's fingers, so worn from clicking and typing cracked themselves to end their misery.

'OWWW, SHIT!" Lammy screamed.

Then-

BLOOSH

Blood splattered her computer chair, monitor and computer tower as hereyesblew themselves out of their sockets. Screaming in agony, Lammy collapsed to the floor,dead.

THE END

MORAL: GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND GO PLAY OUTSIDE!