AN: Written by Nike. This is what happens when two authors are bored at 2 am in the morning during the holidays and there is a world full of prompts out there.
"Owww"
"Shhhh"
"Sorry!"
"Merlin, shut it or they'll hear us"
"Sorryyy!"
"Shhhhhh!"
"Gwaine, are you sure that this is a good idea?"
"Yes. It'll be worth it, i promise."
"I've never done this kind of thing before"
"I can tell"
"Gwaine, I'm serious"
"You mean to tell me that the handsome and charming Merlin is as innocent as a lamb?"
"Yes"
"Sorry, I can't hear you?"
"YES!"
"Shhh! we're almost there"
"I'm nervous. what if we are caught?"
"We won't"
"But what would they do to people like us?"
"Nothing! we're not magic, just-"
"Oww!"
"Sorry. I did not see your foot there. Wait we're here! Is this the right door?"
"How would i know?"
"You go in there everyday!"
"Oh i'm sorry that i don't appreciate the master woodmanship of every door in Camelot"
"..."
"Are you nervous?"
"Yes"
"Don't worry. The first time is always the worst."
"How is that reassuring?"
"So, you know, before you feel it you know,"
"It? Know?"
"Shhhh! I know its scary, but we'll get through this. Hell, you may enjoy it"
"If you say so..."
"Here, help me with these rope."
"Why is there a need?"
"To make it more exciting."
"Gwaine..."
"Kidding. It'll be removed when we are done."
"But won't- it you know.."
"Don't' worry. my touch is as soft as.. umm."
"So do you have the plant?"
"Yes, picked it yesterday. Are you sure its safe. Or legal?"
"Sure. The ladies love it"
"But what does it do?"
"You'll find out"
"..."
"What will happen then?"
"The symptoms that it's working is green fumes being exhaled..."
"..."
"When is it suppose to 'kick in'?"
"It was suppose to long ago. Don't know why it isn't working."
"Gwaine.."
"Maybe if i move closer..."
"Gwaine? …...Merlin?"
"..."
"What are you two doing in my bedchamber with that odd smelling plant?"
"Well Arthur... "
"Gwaine had this idea..."
"To prank you..."
"While you slept"
"Yes and what was this plant suppose to do?"
"Umm. ..Quicken the growth of your hair once inhaled?"
"Really Gwaine? That weak?"
"it was Merlin's first time pranking someone. I needed help. Didn't want to push it"
"You do realise that this prank plus tying me to my bedpost is bad idea?"
"Yes.."
"I can untie knots in ten seconds. That's how long i'm giving you both."
"Ummm Gwaine?"
"Yes, merlin?"
"So?"
"Run"