Hiya! Dale here! There's been so much work and stuff and despite me telling myself to only work on one story at a time I oh-so smartly decided to just write them all out as long as ideas come into my head^^ I'll be working on each one at least once a day and so updates might take a while.... But it would go faster if you all review on a particular story.^^

This is Kakashi's guide to almost everything in life. Nuff said.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the stupid advice you are going to read.

Yeah so I have no "dust bunny" it died..... coughspluttercough. Ahem. So yeah this was when I was bored I'll try to make it a crack fic I need more humor in my life TTwTT. If you would like me to include something please review with your desired..uhhh..."tip". Enjoy!

(I'm a page break...rawr...yeah...FEAR ME)

How to Use this Book:

There are a few things that the reader should consider:

This book does not have a table of contents so finding everything would have to take a while.

The print is quite small so you would HAVE to read everything. (Titles are not in bold)

Read when there is a lot of time on your hands or when you realize you are not a good sensei.

The point of the book:

This book was specially designed by Kakashi himself so you, yes you, could be the cool badass ninja he is.

Side effects from reading this book:

If you start becoming fashionably late for everything that is a totally normal trait for readers to have. You WANT to be like Kakashi. The badass part not the lazy-ass but both would do. But don't worry there is a tip in your handy guide to tell you what to do.

Another side effect is the feeling of being pissed off on a daily basis. That's OK. This is perfectly normal for a reader to be pissed off. Cooling down is very easy, just don't got near the book, hyper-active blondes (i.e. Naruto), angsty avengers (Sasuke), annoying pink haired pompoms (Sakura), or anywhere in general.

Now that you know the purpose of the book enjoy the reading!

Warning: This book will self destruct in about 5 seconds after you have read this message. The solution is really easy. Get another book and try to stop the self destruct button. Happy reading.

(I'm a review page break, I MAKE people review)

Love it? Hate it? REVIEW IT! This is without much planning and any kinds of reviews make my day. :)