NARUTO IS OWNED BY MASASHI KISHIMOTO! I JUST ENJOY MESSING AROUND WITH THEM!
THIS COULD BE AN ITA/SAKU OR A SAKU/SHISUI FIC! NOT SURE YET!
NON-MASSACRE FIC THANK YOU!
CHAPTER ONE: FIASCO!
CHARACTERS: HATAKE KAKASHI, UCHIHA SASUKE, UCHIHA SAI, HARUNO SAKURA, UZUMAKI NARUTO
RATED FOR VIOLENCE AND POSSIBLE FUTURE LEMONS! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! R&R
They could feel her coming. She was pissed. Her chakra cut a burning path before her that only they could feel. "Kakashi should we run?" A blond asked seriously. "No Naruto. That would be the absolute wrong thing to do. We have to stand here and face her wrath. Running would only anger her more and she'd be twice as likely to cause bodily harm when she finally caught up to us." Kakashi replied solemnly. Naruto cursed softly and reached out to grab his dark haired teammates. "No. You two aren't running away. You heard what Kakashi said. If you run, you'll be sorry." He said coldly. They both glared at him and Kakashi chuckled. "It might not even be our fault she's angry so calm down and we'll see what our next step should be." He said soothingly. She arrived in all of her furious glory, pink hair nearly standing on end in her rage. "Tell us Sakura-chan." Kakashi said calmly. Sakura opened her mouth and told them. "They're moving me from Team 7 to Anbu Team 7." She replied roughly. Kakashi's eye widened. "They're joking! That's a direct violation of our agreement!" Naruto yelled angrily. Sakura nodded jerkily. "I am to serve as medic to Anbu Team 7 until other orders are given. By decree of those spineless fools that make up the Elder's Council." She spat. "I can't believe they would go behind our backs and do this!" Naruto protested. "Well they did. And Tsunade-shishou couldn't intervene because it would be seen as favoring one team over another." Sakura snarled. "What are we going to do?" Naruto asked worriedly as he kept a careful eye on the sister of his heart. Sakura's smile chilled him to the core though he wouldn't admit it. "We're going to obey them for now. And then we will show them the error of their ways. We'll show them that fucking with Team 7 will always be bad for your health and emotional well-being." She replied sweetly. Naruto swallowed. "That's what I was afraid you'd say." He said weakly. Sakura just laughed. Evilly and Naruto knew that they were going to be in serious trouble with Tsunade. If they even survived for her to be angry at them that is.
"Isn't Anbu Team 7 Uchiha territory?" Naruto questioned as soon as his evil sister left. "Yeah Naruto it usually is. In fact I've never seen that team without at least one or two Uchiha on it at all times. To allow Sakura to medic that team is kind of dangerous. You know how her temper flies before she thinks at times. She's nearly decapitated Sasuke and Sai a time or two. Just imagine how she's going to deal with two completely different Uchiha." Kakashi replied. Naruto laughed a little in fear. "Well at least it'll be interesting." He said weakly. Kakashi groaned. "We're going to be lucky enough not to be arrested and stripped of our ninja status after she's done destroying our lives." He replied. Naruto buried his face in his hands. "I knew you'd say that too. Kyuubi warned me not to get out of bed today. I really need to listen to him sometimes." He moaned. "Well let's get going on our mission boys. It's best if we're not here when the world starts ending." Kakashi sighed. The four man cell took off and departed from Konoha, praying that Sakura wouldn't do anything they couldn't talk their way out of when the hammer came down.
Sorry Chapter one is so short. Chapter two will be longer. Promise. I like Sai as an Uchiha so if you don't, I could care less. Have a nice day ^_^