sonic was going to park with tails but then he saw a dog
"wow! that dog sure is funny looking" sad tails when they saw the dog
"that not nice tals that dog might be insensitive" said sonic
the dog was actually was not funny looking but actually was cute and tails was a prick
"well" tails said "i'm gonna take it" then he ran and took the dog
but sonic thought "i think that that is a bad thing to do" so he ran after tails
sonic ate too many chilli dogs so he was really fat so he couldn't go fast
then a police men saw tails and kicked him the scrotum
tails fell to the ground and was bleeding from the ballsack and the dog pooped on him
"evil never wins you fucking piece of shit" said sonic
"i would have got away with too if not for you sonic" thjen the dog ate tails
everyone laughed and then satan came from, hell and had anal with sonic
the end