Chapter 1 : Puppet Restringed

BOLD/ITALICIZED-Location

Bold-Jutsu and spells

Italics- thoughts

It was dark and light at the same time. He could not move or even speak. All he saw was the puppets that resembled his parents stab his core. After that, all he saw was darkness. Pure darkness. Until someone woke him up from his seal-induced sleep.

Heaven

Sasori of the Red Sands sat in a golden chair as he looked around to confirm he was actually dead. Gold pillars, platinum doors, and various other precious metals surrounded the room he was in. As he observed the room, he only noticed a single scroll that he reached out to see what it was. Before he could touch it, another hand slapped his hands away. He glared at the offending being, but was unable to continue as a young lady with flowing red hair and a rather well-built body simply smiled at him. He also quickly realized that he felt pain. Which he quickly came to the conclusion he had died and was in heaven.

"Why you shouldn't touch things that aren't yours, Sasori." Said the lady as she sat across him.

"…"Sasori said nothing as she opened the scroll and looked at him. He did not like the lady's look at all. "Who are you?"

"Oh! Where are my manners? Hem! My name is Destiny. I wanted to give you a second chance at life and give you a chance to repent your sins in the Elemental Nations." Destiny said simply as she handed him the scroll she had just opened.

As Sasori began to read the scroll, he could hide his joy. He would be given a second trial by the Heaven Council, if and only if, he completes this task. He then noticed what the 'mission' was.

"I must help a 10-year old and his class? Why would I…" started Sasori, but was cut off as Destiny spoke sadly.

"We found that in the near future, they would be the center piece in a great catastrophe. We want you to go as our insurance and stop the catastrophe before or as it occurs." She said as she touched the scroll and it disappeared. " Well, will you?"

Sasori nodded and asked the only thing that was now on his mind. "Can I ask for a few favors, as it would help me greatly to succeed. "

"Why of course, what do you require?" asked Destiny as she took out a notepad and a feather.

"When I appear, I want my right arm to be puppet arm. And I require the corpses of Itachi Uchiha, Konan, Deidara, and one of your choosing… That is all I need." Said the puppet master, as he finished he thought he would see a look of shock; but was greeted by a smile.

"You know what? I knew you were going to say that so here." she grinned as she handed him a rather large scroll. "Inside are the corpses, your jutsu scrolls, and even some medicine that you will be needing since your body will be human once again."

Sasori could not contain his shock until he remembered her name. Destiny. Great, never ask a being of the Heaven for favors. He took the scroll and noticed Destiny drawing her dress' sleeve up.

" What might you be doing?" asked Sasori as he slowly began to back away.

"Giving you all the information about the world you are about to enter. I mean ALL information." Said the scary Destiny as she began to walk over to him.

" A punch? Come on, isn't there a scroll for that? Wait wait wait! Give me some time to be ready! Oh Kami, I'm going to hate this." Sighed Sasori as the glowing fist smacked him in the head and disappeared.

"That was harsh, sis." Said Fate as she walked in. She looked a lot like Anya except 20 years old.

"This way is much more fun, you know" a rather sick grin played across Destiny's face.

- Office of the Mahora Academy Dean Konoe Konoemon-

It was boring. I mean extremely boring until a red haired man appeared from an incredibly advanced (inhuman) seal. The man looking 18 years old, immediately stood up and looked around.

"… who might you be, young man?" asked the dean as the man finally noticed the old dean.

"My name is Sasori of the Red Sands. And… you know what, just read this." Said the man as he took a scroll from his arm and handed to the old man. "and you are?"

"Oh! My name is Konoe Konoemon… and let's see… I see… this is very surprising, if indeed this scroll is saying true, I will not have to have you restrained." Laughed Dean Konoe as he gave the scroll back.

As Sasori sat on the couch of the office, the old man took out a paper and smiled.

"I think I can help you on your 'mission' by simply placing you as Negi Springfield's assistant. Oh, yes… Now to business. The scroll mentioned that you were to protect Negi and his students. Can you do it?" asked the headmaster as he looked seriously at Sasori as he stared back.

"Old man, I took over nations without second thought in the previous world. Mages, Ki-users, or even other ninjas in this realm is no trouble for me. Just trust me." Replied Sasori as he walked up to Konoe's desk.

The old man laughed as Sasori simply sighed.

I believe he is telling the truth… Now how will he take this?

"Now Sasori-kun, where will you be staying? There is nowhere for you to go…" the dean left the sentence hanging.

Sasori inwardly cursed himself as he sat back down. Even before Sasori had any time to think, The dean smiled and called in a stunningly beautiful lady. Sasori quickly looked away as she frowned at the boy. She did not remember seeing him enter the room.

"Ah, Shizuna-kun, please show our new staff member to the room with the current vacancy in the dorms." The dean said without pausing.

"But he is… " she hesitated, but was reassured by the dean's nod. "Ok, now Mr?"

"Sasori. Sasori Akasuna." Repled the former akatsuki member.

"Well, follow me, Mr. Sasori." Said Shizuna as she led the man outside.

The dean turned to look out the window and noticed a shooting star in broad daylight.

I can't wait until tomorrow, at least heaven decided to help us this time….

Sasori would have facepalmed if his hands weren't full with his giant scroll. As Shizuna explained, she was Negi's guidance councelor and that they were going toward the girl's dorms. He did not say anything as he slowly walked in through the doors and up three flights of stairs and in to a room with variety of circus objects.

" This will be your room temporarily. When there is a space open in the teacher's dorms, you will move later if you wish." Said the ever-smiling lady.

" Very well, but who am I staying with?" asked Sasori as he placed the scroll on the upper bed as the bottom bunk was taken by someone else.

"One of you students, now follow me, I need to introduce you to Negi and the class of 3-A." said Shizuna as she walked out of the room.

I think this is one of my punishments… staying in the same room as with my students? ARGHH!

Sasori simply sighed as he dusted his suit down. He would prefer his akatsuki robes, but this was a school, not to mention an ALL-GIRL'S SCHOOL! So he decided to wear the suit.

"By the way, where can I take a shower afterwards?" asked Sasori as he caught up to Shizuna. She simply pointed at some large double doors.

_in front of Class 3-A_

Negi was surprised to see Shizuna-sensei walk in. When she handed him a note, Negi stood there shocked.

"Now class, I have some good news to tell you. We will be having a Teacher's Assistant in from now on. Please come in." said Negi as he saw a tall red haired man enter the room.

"Hello, my name is Sasori Akasuna. I will be teaching alongside Negi and I look forward for our lessons." Sasori stood there not knowing what to do as the class erupted with questions. "Now, now, I will answer questions when they are asked properly."

Negi made sure it was one question at a time.

Kazumi Asakura "Where are you from?"

"From a desert."

Sakurako Shiina "How old are you?"

"…18"

Madoka Kugiyama "Do you have a girl friend?"

"… … … no" (several grins appeared and frightened Sasori in the level of … perverse fun)

Ku Fei " Are you good at Martial Arts?"

"… … … somewhat" (a loud cheer is heard by Ku)

Zazie Rainyday "…"

"hmmm? I'm staying in room number 320 for the time being" (gasps are heard as they look from Zazie to Sasori)

"…" Zazie stared at him.

"oh… well, I guess that's it for questions… I'll see the rest of you tomorrow on the train to Kyoto." Sasori said as he walked out of the class that was chatting incessantly about him. He only noticed Student number 31, Zazie staring after him.

_End Chapter 1_

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