JJ: Hey, what's up?
Edward: I'm with you again?!
JJ: Are you a vampire?
Edward: ... Yes...
JJ: Then, of COURSE!! X3
Mi-mama: Cheese an' rice...
Rosalie: Great, another stupid interview with a stupid person that asks stupid questions.
JJ: You're the 'stupid' one if you keep saying 'stupid', pendejo.
Rosalie: (flatly) I know what that means.
JJ: Who says I didn't want you to know?
Jasper: (quietly) Save us, reviewers.
James: Yeah, save us.
JJ: Yeah, save them... By asking questions, like personal, blunt questions, like... Jasper, do you really love Alice?
Jasper: ...
JJ: See? EASY. By the way, Jasper, you have to answer.
Jasper: Or what?
JJ: You'll slowly, painfully find out.
Jasper: I feel no pain!
JJ: (takes out BB gun) What?
Jasper: O_o" Umm... I love Alice with all my heart!
Alice and JJ: ...
Mi-mama: I thought vampires had no heart.
JJ: Oh, shit. Jasper, ru-
Alice: (tackles Jasper) YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
JJ: ...
Mi-mama: Ahem... Ask the Twilight characters, I guess...
JJ: You sound so... non-enthusiastic, Mi-mama. Be more... spunky. REVIEW WITH QUESTIONS!! FLAMES WILL... DO NOTHING, EXCEPT MAYBE HELP WITH TORTURING JAMES!!
James: HEY!!
JJ: BYE-BYE, FOR NOW!! ;3